Comments on: Diary of a Mad White Woman

By: Quackin' Mad Terry

Quackin' Mad Terry — Fri, 11 Mar 2005 02:12:31 +0000

Hey, you all need fake book covers. I’ve gotten a few at some novelty shops. You slap ‘em over whatever you’re reading, and whammo, that trash you’re reading becomes a classic. (This is how I was able to hide all that “adult” literature from my parents all throughout junior high)

By: Quackin' Mad Terry

Quackin' Mad Terry — Fri, 11 Mar 2005 02:12:31 +0000

By: jill

jill — Thu, 10 Mar 2005 23:36:28 +0000

I have to say that am adamently opposed to facial hair in all forms no matter what funny name it calls itself. I understand that it's a necessity for certain people -- how it offsets the of weakness of chins, of non-existent jawlines, of bald heads. I get that. I also get that it creates a certain mystique for some and sends a message to the world for others. But none of this changes the fact that I have extremely sensitive skin.

Oh and brava for even thinking to purchase your beard copy of The Economist. I'm forever having to explain away the trash novel with the naked people on the cover as merely vacation reading, "No really, at home I'm reading Anna Karenina -- it was just to heavy to take on the plane. No, really."

By: Mateo

Mateo — Thu, 10 Mar 2005 17:38:13 +0000

You are brilliant. Years after we met, you are still making me laugh my silly head off. As for what kind of sauce is on a quarter pounder, you’ll have to do your own research on that one, kiddo. I’ve turned into Mr. “health nut” guy now that I run marathons and stuff. Oh, and thanks for this blog on airplanes. As I’m heading to Hawaii in three weeks, I’ll be sure to wear pants that don’t ride up. Que je déteste qu’on fais le thong. Ouch.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Thu, 10 Mar 2005 02:08:01 +0000

So the consensus is Fu Man Chu, huh? But that's creepy and long and hangs down off the face. I like the kind that's attached to the face the whole way down. Like the guy from Super Size Me.

Oh, and Gina? The cops actually said that you have a better case for a restraining order than I do, so we're good.

By: Gina

Gina — Wed, 09 Mar 2005 22:19:37 +0000

Per the moustache, is the Fu Manchu what you are looking for, perhaps?
I was gonna say the “no sauce” thing, but I see Momotrips got there first. I would add, though, Whoppers are better. Methinks.
I’d give ya the hug, but… stupid restraining order.
Hope you had a good time this weekend!
G

By: Robert

Robert — Wed, 09 Mar 2005 20:00:28 +0000

I need to know what you were on that allowed you to play your thoughts in slow motion so you could write them down. Cause that would come in handy. For… when I have a thought.

By: gillespie

gillespie — Wed, 09 Mar 2005 14:36:54 +0000

I think the mustache pointing down is a Fu Man Chu, not a handlebar…Rollie had more of a handlebar. I could be wrong.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Wed, 09 Mar 2005 14:17:31 +0000

J: Hmmm. I'd never thought about a pattern, but upon reviewing all the Jennifers I know, I think you're absolutely correct. It could have something to do with having the most common name in the universe from 1967-1982.

M: Wait!? No sauce? What about the special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun? Ohhhh... that's the Big Mac, isn't it?

S: Thanks! Anytime. Tomorrow morning we'll be serving pancakes.

By: Strode

Strode — Wed, 09 Mar 2005 13:29:38 +0000

That was hilarious! Thanks for making my morning.