http://www.runjenrun.com/2005/03/14/dear-universe/ Tue, 27 Jan 2015 02:51:54 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.42 http://www.runjenrun.com/2005/03/14/dear-universe/comment-page-1/#comment-60 Tue, 15 Mar 2005 04:25:04 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=155#comment-60 Hey, have you seen what they do to those peeps? I’m appalled at the pain and suffering peeps have to go through just so we can eat them. (I’m all for starting a peeps’ rights chapter.) But, to be perfectly candid, univeral takeover probably won’t be completed until well after Easter, (Easter is an important duck holiday)so eat up. . . for now.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2005/03/14/dear-universe/comment-page-1/#comment-7886 Tue, 15 Mar 2005 04:25:04 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=155#comment-7886 Hey, have you seen what they do to those peeps? I’m appalled at the pain and suffering peeps have to go through just so we can eat them. (I’m all for starting a peeps’ rights chapter.) But, to be perfectly candid, univeral takeover probably won’t be completed until well after Easter, (Easter is an important duck holiday)so eat up. . . for now.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2005/03/14/dear-universe/comment-page-1/#comment-59 Tue, 15 Mar 2005 03:21:39 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=155#comment-59 Hey – you tell me what I need to sacrifice, and I’ll do it. Do I need to give up my Peeps? Done! Say goodbye to Orangehat and Seattle? Orangehat who? Kill a virgin? Point me in the direction of the altar. But… can I give up the Peeps after Easter? Let’s be reasonable here.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2005/03/14/dear-universe/comment-page-1/#comment-58 Tue, 15 Mar 2005 02:23:12 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=155#comment-58 I’m so sorry to hear about your troubles with the universe. That bastard.
Plans are currently in operation to take over. I promise that once ducks are in control, all vindictiveness and spite will stop. All we’ll ask is a small tax, and maybe the rights to your first born, and the occasional virgin sacrifice (and yes, they MUST really be virgins — any attempts at corner-cutting will be dealt with harshly).

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2005/03/14/dear-universe/comment-page-1/#comment-7885 Tue, 15 Mar 2005 02:23:12 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=155#comment-7885 I’m so sorry to hear about your troubles with the universe. That bastard.
Plans are currently in operation to take over. I promise that once ducks are in control, all vindictiveness and spite will stop. All we’ll ask is a small tax, and maybe the rights to your first born, and the occasional virgin sacrifice (and yes, they MUST really be virgins — any attempts at corner-cutting will be dealt with harshly).

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2005/03/14/dear-universe/comment-page-1/#comment-57 Mon, 14 Mar 2005 21:54:05 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=155#comment-57 Chin up, young person!

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2005/03/14/dear-universe/comment-page-1/#comment-56 Mon, 14 Mar 2005 20:06:45 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=155#comment-56 OrangeHat didn’t seek out revenge for dumping him, did he? Seattle cheated on you with Portland?
C’mon, don’t hold out on us, just so long as it isn’t anything serious.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2005/03/14/dear-universe/comment-page-1/#comment-55 Mon, 14 Mar 2005 17:17:40 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=155#comment-55 Oh no… I can’t imagine what Uni has come up with this time. My head is swirling with anticipation. I’m going to go ahead and assume it is something more dramatic than the loss of a large batch of Marshmellow Peeps. (of which I am still patiently waiting for a post about) haha I love Peeps!! Fortune mag had a great Peep article this week.
You must see the research done on Peeps. http://www.peepresearch.org/
When the going gets tough, the tough bite the head off of a Peep.
Welcome home!

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