Comments on: I Hardly Know This Beauty By My Side

By: dan

dan — Fri, 17 Jun 2005 00:47:14 +0000

I’m delighted to say that, based on song titles alone, I only know one of these lame excuses for music. And I do have an ipod with 15 gigs of real music on it; I don’t deny myself the pleasures of the euphoneous muse. can’t we get Jorma or Django to crash on this island too?
my answer then: any of these singers would swiftly be reduced to “musician jerky” and i’d do the damn singing myself. any requests?

By: jill

jill — Thu, 16 Jun 2005 16:19:25 +0000

I would only be able to eat people if we were on a deserted island in the arctic. Things just taste less when they’re cold and I could just cut off hunks of that person who’d been buried mostly in the ice and thereby disassociate with that which I was consuming. And I would have to eat John Mayer, hoping in the tradition of certain indiginous peoples, that his talent would become my own once I’d ingested him.

By: teahouseblossom

teahouseblossom — Thu, 16 Jun 2005 14:55:15 +0000

Definitely Phil Collins!!

By: Gillespie

Gillespie — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 20:36:25 +0000

I would have to go with Charlotte Church…I just can’t imagine sinking my teeth into the nether regions of Rod “The Bod”…or the hairy ass of that monkey Kenny G (look how hairy that mo’ fo’ is!!) Maybe because she’s female…ok, definately cause she’s female. I’ll take Church and hope she tastes like chicken!!

By: Robert

Robert — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 17:38:17 +0000

I was going to say Charlotte Church until I realized that with her being the only female on the list my answer might be construed as having other-than-musical motives. So put in this dilemma I’d probably just have to puncture my eardrums and be done with it.

By: trisha

trisha — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 16:53:14 +0000

Oh, wow! Where have you been all of my life? And, well, all of your life?
I just found you. And like I said up there, wow!
Now I know what I am going to do with my spare time today….read you, find my tap shoes, and make too much beef Stroganoff.
Whoohooo!

By: nicole

nicole — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 15:54:21 +0000

You tease me with Chris DeBurg, yet I can’t choose him as my island mate? Psh. I guess I’ll go for Richard, then. But he’s singing Hazard for me.

By: AB

AB — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 14:15:56 +0000

Hasn't Phil Collins put on some weight over the years? I could take a few days of Sussudio before I get too hungry.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 06:46:24 +0000

H: Yes, indeed. This survey is a complex one. But just like in real life, on a deserted island we are often faced with decisions that tear us apart inside. Do I bring the musician I like, only to later have to eat him? Do I bring a musician I wouldn't mind eating, only to have to listen to her horrendous music for days while I fatten her up on coconut milk?

I won't deny that this is a challenging poll. But, while I may not know a lot about the people who visit here, I know this: they're a tough lot, and I trust their decisions will be good ones. You have my complete confidence.

By: hooizz

hooizz — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 22:39:39 +0000

i find it more interesting to analyze how you posed this particular opinion poll – because you’re asking us not ONLY which sappy crooner we could handle listening to for eternity, but you are ALSO asking us who we find more delectable based on some weird canabalistic insight that (apparently) i dont have. i guess i would be SOL if i was one of those argentinian boys in ALIVE.
your opinion poll is either asking us what kinda bad music we like, OR whether or not we think white boys are the other white meat.
until you clarify your intentions, IM NOT TELLING. ha!
cheers
hooizz