Comments on: Mystery Photo Quiz #3

By: Nina

Nina — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 03:38:01 +0000

They’re all sex toys obviously.
In the alternative, one of them is a type-writer thingie-whatsie.

By: The Other Vivian

The Other Vivian — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 22:16:48 +0000

Dude, some of these pics give me the creeps.

By: Jeanna

Jeanna — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 21:49:34 +0000

1. ? ummm..something orange and gross
2. A Blowfish belly?
3. ? my sheltered mind won’t let me imagine such things.
4. Typewriter guts
5. Welcome mat/Doormat
6. yeah, I knew it was a maglite before I read all of these comments.

By: jaymarie

jaymarie — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 16:51:01 +0000

jenny –
one – really really scary.
two – a seashell
four – the hammers of a typerwriter
six – i would recognize any part of a mag-light at any time. i really really like them.
mmmmm, maglight

By: Jenny

Jenny — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 14:17:20 +0000

R1: Ha, yeah. Old like from the 70's. Wait a minute! I'm from the 70's!!!
HC: Thanks for stopping by!
V and K: We're all disturbed by your Flowers in the Attic conversation. Please take it offline.
R2: It's probably for the best - my cats don't play well with others.
R3: Ohmigod! Can you totally see me making out with Jeff Gordon in the reflection? I'm so embarrassed!
THB: You got them all right! You win the cats! Really, though, you're sweet - thanks! And now that you have that mansion in the Hamptons, my cats are looking forward to having a room of their own.
A: No! Do mine eyes deceive me? Hath these once gentle beasts destroyed mine whale bone corset? Once Victor spies my thick waist and minimal bosom, 'tis certain he shall spurn my affections. Oh, a pox on thee, wicked felines. A pox on thee!

By: asia

asia — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 09:03:12 +0000

1. a tick running around on that foam stuff they use for flower arrangements
2. something that went out of style in the 70’s
3. a whale bone freud-era corset that your cats chewed, and are thus, being given away for
4. ancient runes for divining fortunes and futures
5. a seam? in a cloth thing? with some other cloth thing? like, sewed into it? um…
6. that, I can say with absolute certainty is a safe crackers tool… or, is it a pacemaker. shit.

By: teahouseblossom

teahouseblossom — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 06:35:31 +0000

You really have a talent for this. I’m in awe of you.

By: Randa

Randa — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 03:39:39 +0000

1. Papaya with chunk of semi-melted chocolate
2. A baby falcon on your bedspread (My husband thinks it’s your bum in a leopard-print skirt)
3. Foamy shin pads (for those violent jug band nights)
4. Funky earrings
5. Wicker chair, or the sole of your new running shoes
6. Camera lens, with reflection of helmeted racecar driver and bare-shouldered woman

By: Robert

Robert — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 02:49:51 +0000

I’m choosing not to participate in this round of Torture the Cats because my microwave is already full with my own two furballs.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 02:26:03 +0000

Dear Kris,
I had blocked them out. Now I’m running and screaming, too.
Love,
Vivian