Comments on: Two Thumbs Up!

By: kilax

kilax — Sun, 08 Jan 2006 21:00:48 +0000

Watching the vibrator scene on “Not another teen movie” with my parents. No one wants to see a vibrator and their parents in the same room.

By: sandra

sandra — Sun, 08 Jan 2006 19:10:05 +0000

Oh, god – easy. It would have to be when my dad, who doesn’t keep up with movies so well, rented 9-1/2 Weeks “because I like that Kim Basinger”, and the family sat down to watch it. I remember sitting and pretending that they weren’thaving sex the first time, and then pretending I was really tired and needed to go to bed after that. I don’t think we ever talked about it.

By: teahouseblossom

teahouseblossom — Sat, 07 Jan 2006 17:48:19 +0000

I have to go shower now…

By: kevin

kevin — Sat, 07 Jan 2006 07:55:44 +0000

with the help of some older cousins, we convinced our grandfather to take us to see national lampoon’s european vacation. we told him the PG13 rating was merely a suggestion, as i was “mature for my age” (7 years old). seeing your first set of bare breasts… with your grandfather. more than a little awkward.

By: trisha

trisha — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 23:14:03 +0000

I am unable to write in complete sentences. Except for that one.
Anyway, I heart you and thought you should know.

By: allison

allison — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 20:52:55 +0000

My 5-year old nephew is famous for beginning every sentence with “Guess what?” So, I responded “chicken butt.” A response to which I got his little head cocked to the side, raised eyebrows, and a wagging finger. “Tia…you can’t say dat. Das a bad word.”
Woops.

By: Rich

Rich — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 08:01:55 +0000

Why are those two women kissing? Because more men will watch the next show if they think its going to happen again.

By: Mateo

Mateo — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 04:05:27 +0000

1. What a coincidence… I just blogged last week about a queasy movie experience. Trust me, for this very sheltered religious Iowa farm boy, it was quite the shock for one of my first movies to be Indiana Jones and the temple of doom. A beating heart ripped out of chest = queasy Mateo.
2. Actually, the most uncomfortable movie experience was renting “Revenge of the Nerds” to show at work during our “nerd theme” employee appreciation days. It was being shown in the cafeteria on a 20 foot screen for a couple hundred of my coworkers over lunch, including the CEO who had flown in from the Netherlands. Well, we forgot about that little scene where they film a nubile young co-ed showering, and the camera heads… uh… “south”. Oh well, I never got fired. Come to think of it, I got a lot of thank you notes from my male coworkers. Hmmmm…
3. I saw Blue Velvet too, because Twin Peaks was cool. What a mistake. I’m just thanking god I didn’t watch it with my parents!
4. I’m signed up to run the marathon this fall. Yahoo! Rob is running it with me this year! See you then if not before! Perhaps you should run it with us?

By: Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 05 Jan 2006 14:22:54 +0000

I just want to give you yo’ props for not giving in before Adam guessed the real word. Five-year-olds are mad smart these days, I think he was calling your bluff. Making his aunt squirm a bit.
My parents basically walked in on every questionable scene in every movie I have ever watched, ever since birth.
We once had this really, really, really sweet, innocent, shy, lovely little Muslim exchange student from Indonesia, a country where their dictator at the time basically banned all but the blandest of the bland media. She could listen to some Richard Marx but re-runs of Family Ties were too subversive. She was as naive as you might expect.
For some reason my dad and I took her along with us when we went to see Pulp Fiction. She pretty much spent the week sobbing.

By: jenny

jenny — Thu, 05 Jan 2006 06:58:41 +0000

Fio: Out of this disturbing bunch of comments, that's the one that made you hit the floor?
atmikha: Je ne sais pas. Me, I can only stand about 4 minutes of poo eating, tops.
Bobby: Thank you for taking this discussion up a level. And making me feel depraved in the process. My guess is that those 150 women thought you were pretty cool for taking the class.
romy: [revealing knuckle tattoos] L-O-V-E H-A-T-E
Pauly D: Oh god... it was only a matter of time before someone had to go and mention zipper mouth leather mask gimp. I went to see a friend's band play earlier this year, and the lead singer of the opening act was wearing a gimp mask. Freaked the sh*t out of me.