Comments on: Enter Sandman

By: jenny

jenny — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 05:36:17 +0000

TL: Lazy indeed. I at least want an ambitious weirdo!
Romy: OMG – that guy was a TOTAL diphthong!
And wait… you are still my BFF. I mean, can’t I have more than one BFF? Okay – you’re my East Coast BFF, and Shari’s my West Coast BFF. So don’t go gettin’ all east side/west side badass on me. There’s plenty of charm bracelets to go around!

By: romy

romy — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 04:48:39 +0000

creepy.
or should i say, Creeeeeeeepy !
(sorry, that was below the belt – even with the belt against the bar. or some other, less confusing mixture of images.)
anyway. i thought it was a cardinal rule : don’t abandon your friends to strange Inquisitive men in bars. especially when said strange Inquisitive men overpronounce their diphthongs.
but wait. you and shari are BFFs now? i thought *i* was your BFF.
*sob*

By: Tracy Lynn

Tracy Lynn — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 00:02:52 +0000

Man, I remember the days when the crappy lines were at least funny. I mean, what the hell has stalking devolved into? That’s just lazy, in my opinion.

By: jenny

jenny — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 21:36:35 +0000

Mike: Speed restraining orders? I love it! And is it terrible of me to admit that I have no recollection whatsoever of the band’s name? It’s sad, I know…
Jess: Yes, we bloggers do what we need to do, and much like Peter Jennings putting himself on the front lines to get a good war story, I sometimes put myself belly to the bar to get a good blog entry. I’m just that dedicated.
Coco: My pleasure – hope that works out okay. And trust me – if my life seems interesting from this site, it’s all smoke and mirrors!

By: Coco

Coco — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 18:48:35 +0000

Hi Jenny, I just wanted to thank you for your advice on my blog, I appreciate you taking the time to let me know what you think! I definitely value your opinion and I think I’m going to do what you suggested. I was leaning in that direction already. I love your blog– I wish mine (and my life) were as interesting and fun as yours!

By: Jessica

Jessica — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 19:39:26 +0000

Ick!
It’s so not lame to have stuck around just to have something to write about, though…ya gotta do whatcha gotta do. Sigh.

By: mike

mike — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 18:47:02 +0000

two thoughts come to mind; 1) This sounds like the evolution of Speed Dating, and also the precursor to Speed Restraining Orders. 2) the Sandman escape line reminds me of Joey and Chandler and the utterance of "Bert! Bert! Bert! Bert!" (apologies for the Friends analogy, but my mind is far too cluttered with television and movie references.) Great story, though. What's the band's name?

By: jenny

jenny — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 17:00:10 +0000

Shari: I was definitely thinking, "WWED" (what would eclectic do?) when I was knee-deep in questions.
Sarah: If I lived in a semi-retirement community, I'd be getting major play. The seniors tend to like me.
Carrington: Reuben? Seriously? I'd be trying for Shirley, all the way. She's the only one with true talent, carrying her bunch of hippy lip-synching fake instrument playing kids along on her coat tails.
The Scarlett: Something tells me that expressing a desire to procreate would not have turned this man off.
Dee-Dee: "Pardon? I am sorreee, I come from Pareee. I do not own-dare-stand what you are sayeeeng Monsieur..."
Alissa: Well, I think we now know that Nat has not earned her wing-man wings yet. She's no Maverick to my Iceman. Or whatever their names were.

By: Alissa

Alissa — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 16:42:23 +0000

How come men never need to discuss exit strategies? A good wing-“man” just knows! At least it was good material for a post!

By: dee-dee

dee-dee — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 16:37:58 +0000

I’m so proud of you for pulling out the lies but you really should have said you were from France or something…