Comments on: Opinion Poll: Checked Out

By: Strode

Strode — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 23:02:14 +0000

I go with Option 8. Any kind of beverage from the alcohol section that is not in a can.

By: jenny

jenny — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 21:07:13 +0000

Pauly: Well, anyone who would buy Count Chocula has GOT to be hot, right? Or eight years old.
Ms. Sizzle: Yeah! Another one for the Pro-Peeps column!
Scarlett: I love your reasoning. In fact, even though you don't like coconut, I think you should buy a single coconut at the grocery store this week.

By: The Scarlett

The Scarlett — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 20:59:24 +0000

The coconut. I would want to know what was going to happen to that coconut for one thing. Plus, when I was a kid I always wanted to buy a coconut but my mom would never let me (another item of interest was that baby cocktail corn). It think a coconut represents hidden desire or forbidden fruit for me. I don’t even like coconut. I just like the very idea of having a single coconut in my cart.

By: ms. sizzle

ms. sizzle — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 18:52:19 +0000

peeps!
(just because i like to yell out PEEPS!)

By: Pauly D

Pauly D — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 17:23:08 +0000

I just want to come clean and say that if someone in front of me (a woman, who was really really hot) had a box of Count Chokula cereal — that would make me fall in love with her because it would mean she was still a kid at heart (and she’s still hot, right?) and she’d be hot, so why not.

By: jenny

jenny — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 14:12:03 +0000

asia: I will gladly assess your shopping list for you. However, you need to submit a list of what you actually came home with, not what you wrote on your list. Impulse items are often the most revealing. And you are correct about the dancing.

By: asia

asia — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 10:10:26 +0000

Hmmm… well I had such a hard time scrolling between the poll and the polling booth I gave up on answering.
But I am curious… I have not shopped for like, a month, and want to know what you would think if you were peepingtom into my basket. So, will you judge my next shopping list, if I submit it, as objectively as you can?
I mean, I dont want to be a pain in the ass or anything but I am looking for oracles anywhere I can get them. I totally judge peoples sex skills by they way they dance for example, and their conversation skills by the way they eat.
I am hoping I might be able to ferret out my QE success from someone shaking up their tea leaves. I will try anything.
I am cutting myself off from the wine bottle now.

By: jenny

jenny — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 03:59:27 +0000

jen: oh, i wasn’t attacking chocolate frosting people. just not giving them second glances. and i would never actually comment on someone’s cart contents, lest they look at mine…
ryan: yes, and if they know how to open a coconut, they’re probably the kind of people you want w/ you when you’re stranded on a tropical isle!
3T: what’s with all the marshmallow peep hatin’? it’s not even so much that they taste good, it’s that they’re so beautiful! oh yeah, and they do taste good when you leave them out for a day or two.

By: 3rdtimesacharm( 3T )

3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 22:51:44 +0000

Oh without a doubt I would be attracted to the Count Chocula cereal. (But then, I would eat it too) The rest wouldn’t interest me.
The biggest turn off would be the marshmello peeps. WHY would anyone eat those?
3T

By: Ryan Barrett

Ryan Barrett — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 22:20:24 +0000

I am gonna have to go with the single coconut. I won’t lie, but I was attracted to the box of marshmallow peeps for awhile. I think the peeps person would be really fun to play with, but the coconut has a rugged, but tasty quality that would lead me to assume the person would want to be abandoned on a tropical island with me.