http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/02/27/leave/ Tue, 27 Jan 2015 02:51:54 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.42 http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/02/27/leave/comment-page-1/#comment-2198 Wed, 01 Mar 2006 02:44:32 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=303#comment-2198 I almost got to the point where I could love cats. Almost. Then I found out that the reason my guy was late the other day and came without the promised groceries was because his cat chose to recline on top of his chest in the most sublime way for hours on end. I’m trying to not think murderous thoughts about the feline set and those who love ‘em more than roses. I’m trying.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/02/27/leave/comment-page-1/#comment-2197 Tue, 28 Feb 2006 23:42:46 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=303#comment-2197 ash: but one of your cats is a one-eyed pirate, which is kind of cool.
nicole: you sure about that? ’cause I’ve got two, and MAAAANNN are they loud!
roy: cats can’t even play Chinese checkers! Babies. That’s why we should get monkeys with thumbs and tails. Monkeys for everyone!

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/02/27/leave/comment-page-1/#comment-2196 Tue, 28 Feb 2006 23:21:00 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=303#comment-2196 The funniest thing about this is re-reading it, knowing it’s about your cat. “And take all your shit with you while you’re at it!” That’s hilarious. My cat doesn’t have opposable thumbs either, which means, of course, that he’s always knocking the chess pieces over, and he doesn’t even use the knight because it’s just too difficult.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/02/27/leave/comment-page-1/#comment-2195 Tue, 28 Feb 2006 17:04:05 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=303#comment-2195 So cute…I’ll take two.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/02/27/leave/comment-page-1/#comment-2194 Mon, 27 Feb 2006 23:24:58 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=303#comment-2194 You’ve just described, like, every evening at my place. Only, instead of one cat, there are three. And one of them does, in fact, look like an easter ham.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/02/27/leave/comment-page-1/#comment-2193 Mon, 27 Feb 2006 22:29:14 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=303#comment-2193 jess: consider it done!
kevin: no, the only dysfunctional relationship in my building is right in my apartment…
sizz: clearly, you’re a cat owner.
darby: Oh, don’t be so formal! Ms. Run is my mother. Call me Run Jen.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/02/27/leave/comment-page-1/#comment-2192 Mon, 27 Feb 2006 21:23:53 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=303#comment-2192 “Ms. Run” gives me a mental image of the header tap-dancer graphic girl wearing 1980s-era hip-hop clothes…

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/02/27/leave/comment-page-1/#comment-2191 Mon, 27 Feb 2006 16:22:27 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=303#comment-2191 so true, so very true…

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/02/27/leave/comment-page-1/#comment-2190 Mon, 27 Feb 2006 16:05:37 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=303#comment-2190 And here I thought I needed to prepare myself for a follow-up post in which you are responding to questions from the CPD about the murder of your neighbor’s girlfriend/wife/mistress.
“Ms. Run… er Amadeo, how well do you know your neighbors?”

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/02/27/leave/comment-page-1/#comment-2189 Mon, 27 Feb 2006 15:55:36 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=303#comment-2189 Jen, by the way – I need you to vote for my bad art entry again….see post for details.
Thanks much, friend.

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