Comments on: Five Easy Pieces

By: mike

mike — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 14:34:02 +0000

Does that mean we can’t come, then?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 23:46:50 +0000

you slay me jenny! ha ha ha.
your lionel ritchie moment is so akin to my barry manilow moment. (warning: all barry songs are outrageously long. you will feel as though you have died 3 times by the time you escape the karaoke stage. stay away. far away.)
“here’s your one chance fancy, don’t let me down!”
ha ha ha,
sizz

By: jenny

jenny — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 21:06:58 +0000

Communicatrix: Uh, hello? Because you said you were obsessed with finding the perfect giardiniera the last time you were in Chicago! That's no way to hit it hard!
Peef: I mostly only see dead people in inspirational greeting cards and calendars. So I avoid the Hallmark store like the plague.
Viv: I guess I assumed you already were. I mean, isn't everyone?
Mike: Are you joking? With as friendly as the Canadians are, your (my) entire country is like one huge telephone game. I tell you, then you tell Sweeney, then he calls Peefer, and Peef calls Sass, pretty soon my favorite restaurant gets bought out by KFC and there's one on every corner. [shudder]

By: mike

mike — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 20:09:15 +0000

Oh come on, what’s the harm in telling the Canadians the name of [restaurant name withheld]?
And can we come next time? (I speak for all your Canadian readers when I say”we”)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 19:58:50 +0000

Dear Jenny,
I am now afraid of pantyhose.
Love,
Vivian

By: peefer

peefer — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 19:42:19 +0000

You see dead people too? How wonderful.

By: communicatrix

communicatrix — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 18:31:49 +0000

OMG!!!! I love “Fancy”! Megan Mullally sings a cover of it on her album. Of course, she’s doing it ironically. Does Jessica sing “The Grand Tour” too?
Damn. Why does nothing like this happen when I come to Chicago?

By: jenny

jenny — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 17:21:46 +0000

Kevin: Okay, if I tell you, you have to swear not to tell anyone else. Not even your wife – you must blindfold her in the car and drive all over IL first so she can’t figure out where you’re at. Then, and only then, will I tell you the name.
Caitlinator: Mmm hmmm. Jessica likes french fried taters, too. Mmm hmmm.
Jess: This is me, not knowing what to say: “…”
Tracy Lynn: Now, why did you have to go and get all Veronica Mars on me? Listen Nancy Drew, if everyone were all about living in the past and digging through archives, where would that leave us? How would we ever repeat our old mistakes then?

By: Tracy Lynn

Tracy Lynn — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 17:03:44 +0000

Dude, I totally agree with you about Anne Geddes- Those babies must be drugged or dead, because real babies are way too squirmy to be posed like that.
And why can’t people who want to know the name of the restaurant just look in the archives? Or did you pull a J Edgar Hoover and black line it, hmmm?

By: Jessica

Jessica — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 16:51:36 +0000

She handed me a heart shaped locket that said
‘To thine own self be true’
And I shivered as I watched a roach crawl across
The toe of my high heel shoe
It sounded like somebody else that was talkin’
Askin’ “Mama what do I do?”
She said, “Just be nice to the gentlemen, Fancy
And they’ll be nice to you.”