Comments on: Nostalgia: The Discovery

By: mike

mike — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 14:33:24 +0000

You can rest well knowing you got the last laugh, as you’ll probably learn that your brother took penmanship tips from you, and is displaying said prowess on prescriptions pads.

By: jenny

jenny — Thu, 20 Apr 2006 00:12:09 +0000

Dustin: True dat.
Peefer: Hey! Is that another crack about me looking like a ventriloquist dummy? Nice. And here I thought you were different, Peefer.

By: peefer

peefer — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 22:38:54 +0000

“Nothing says love like a rebate on Lazik surgery”
Hey! I made Jenny talk!

By: Dustin

Dustin — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 19:26:38 +0000

Oh siblings. A child could have no better friend or enemy.

By: jenny

jenny — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 01:45:22 +0000

Kevin: Well, in this case, my mother was the packrat. I was just the lucky recipient of her stash!
Scarlett: Mmm. Those are the best. I remember having white lips from the candy shell on those malted milk eggs.
Peggasus: This is only one of the myriad reasons my mother is awesome. And it's so great that you're hanging on to your sons' work... someday they'll find it as funny as I find all of this!
Ash: Hell hath no fury like a sister scorned!
Communicatrix: Wait... let me clarify. These were citizenship certificates as in, "What an honest, upstanding citizen you are, Jenny!" not, "Look, if you want to get into this country, you need to show us your citizenship certificate." Does that help?
Fish: Note to self: when you meet Fish on Saturday, do not wear squirrel-tail cap. See you soon!
Ellie: An entire story about stripes? You must have been an imaginative child!
Tracy Lynn: Man, I wish I would've had a younger brother to beat up on. My little flea punches just made my brother laugh harder!

By: Tracy Lynn

Tracy Lynn — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 00:05:08 +0000

Hey, I have a brother named Matt, too. He’s my younger brother. I didn’t write him notes, being WAY too busy beating six kinds of crap out of him and getting the same in return. Ah, good times.

By: Ellie

Ellie — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 00:02:05 +0000

Oh my God! I swear I’d written notes like that to my bother too. I was laughing so hard I almost fell of my desk chair, becuase the best thing really is that brothers are dumb.
Not that you asked, but my first story was about stripes. It actually included a lift-up flap. You lift up the flap only to be delighted by blue and green stripes! Totally awesome!
Thanks!

By: Fish

Fish — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 22:59:33 +0000

I’m going to have to be selective about how I read you, squirrels terrify me.
See you Saturday (and thanks for having me, as it were).

By: communicatrix

communicatrix — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 22:36:28 +0000

Citizenship certificates!?!?
I agree that you quite precocious in both the cute-as-a-button and well-crafted-zinger departments, but aren’t you burying the lead, here?

By: ashbloem

ashbloem — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 19:33:44 +0000

What a SCATHING letter you wrote, indeed.
I am frightened of you and your wicked, wicked words!