Comments on: Apiculture

By: Pants

Pants — Mon, 08 May 2006 19:12:58 +0000

That looks absolutely delicious!

By: sandra

sandra — Mon, 08 May 2006 18:13:42 +0000

What does it say about me that I was nervously awaiting a, “then I bit into a bee” sentence from you?

By: roy

roy — Sun, 07 May 2006 14:39:50 +0000

Honey is, like, bee vomit. Which is probably why it never spoils. I mean, once something is vomit, how much worse could it get?

By: Sunny

Sunny — Sun, 07 May 2006 10:31:04 +0000

I’m divided about this. On the one hand, it sounds really good. (Possibly because it makes me think of the cereal.) But then I think about eating honey and how it would be really super sweet and gooey. So that hand doesn’t seem all that great.
But both hands are sticky.
Which you might want to consider if you date a beekeeper. Do you want to be stuck permenently holding hands one day?

By: Ryan Barrett

Ryan Barrett — Sun, 07 May 2006 08:09:37 +0000

Aww, you reminded me of my childhood. Every fall we would go to the county fair and buy honeycomb. I also had an uncle who was a bee farmer and we had a cabinet in our kitchen that had some of his bee product. I would introduce you to him, but he isn’t living any more.
If you want to try something new, I ordered chocolate covered ants for the children’s theatre production of THE JUNGLE BOOK. Yeah, they are real ants. Interested? Might be something to think about. It isn’t so much an insect byproduction (i.e. honey) as much as it i actually an insect (i.e. ant).

By: jenny

jenny — Sun, 07 May 2006 04:54:18 +0000

Shari: Maybe I’ll get a Scott Baio decal ironed onto my sequined tube-top. H.O.T.
3T: Wait… you really knew a beekeeper? I’m cool with nerds, and I’ll bet his acne is all cleared up by now. Send me his number!
Peefer: I took an art class once with this guy who collected dead bees. He was very odd, and liked to put the bees into multi-media sculptures. And re: you, me – I like to think of us as fraternal twins, but I was born 3 minutes before you which has always given you an inferiority complex. There’s nothing I can do about that now, so you really need to let it go.
Christie: That’s supposed to help with pollen allergies? Interesting. I can see where eating a honeycomb would be tough if you’re not a fan of the taste of honey!

By: Chrisite

Chrisite — Sat, 06 May 2006 19:29:03 +0000

So glad you liked yours. I wasted my money… couldn’t eat it. I bought a similar case because supposibly if you have pollen allergies, you should chew on “local” honeycomb and it will help you build a tolerance to the pollen in your area. Not a honey fan. Enjoy your new sweet treat!

By: peefer

peefer — Sat, 06 May 2006 03:14:42 +0000

I found a dead bee today, perfectly intact. Oooooooh.
You, me, we’re like brothers … or sisters. One or the other.

By: 3rdtimesacharm( 3T )

3rdtimesacharm( 3T ) — Fri, 05 May 2006 23:33:33 +0000

LOL.
It does look appetizing. Good luck on your hunt for a bee keeper. I knew a beekeeper when I was a teenager. But he was a total nerd with really bad acne. Hopefully he wasn’t representative of beekeepers everywhere…
3T

By: shari

shari — Fri, 05 May 2006 23:21:20 +0000

OK, fine, wear the Scott shirt… but you’ll wear the sequined tube top and the whore eyes, too, won’t you? Because I really hated missing those at TC’06.