Comments on: Hip Hop 101

By: Roy

Roy — Sun, 02 Jul 2006 05:16:14 +0000

I stretched for twenty minutes. At minute sixteen I heard a loud pop, sort of like a rifle shot, and then I couldn’t stand up straight. What do I do now?

By: jill

jill — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 18:04:59 +0000

What? Like that's hard? Pfft. I bet I could totally do that. I just don't want to. Yeah. . .that's it. I don't want to. *crys softely into pillow*

By: Tracy Lynn

Tracy Lynn — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 15:17:18 +0000

I’m pretty sure there’s a limit to what even twenty minutes of stretching can accomplish…I, too, mourn the Rock Lobster.

By: shari

shari — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 08:55:05 +0000

/viewing carnage strewn about the room
Oh Jenny… what have you done?

By: RW

RW — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 04:39:33 +0000

Ow.

By: jenny

jenny — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 00:28:57 +0000

Tracy Lynn and Roy: Everybody just calm down! Didn’t you guys stretch first? My god – you need to do at least 20 minutes of warm-ups before attempting these sick moves! Look – I cannot be held liable for any injuries as a result of the above dance. Pop and lock at your own risk…
Viv: I’ll show you next time you’re in town. It’s CRAZY INSANE! I like the Rock Lobster, too, though. Takes me back to my youth.

By: roy

roy — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 00:24:35 +0000

I think I hurt myself.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 23:57:35 +0000

Dear Jenny,
I can’t even say “torso turn pop shrug right” much less imagine what it means.
Let’s bring back Rock Lobster.
Love,
Vivian

By: Tracy Lynn

Tracy Lynn — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 23:50:32 +0000

You know, I was all set to do this, but then I didn’t. On account of the inflexibility of my bones. Those bastards won’t bend no matter how hard I try, and the poppin’…well, let’s just say, it’s funky, but not in that good way.

By: jenny

jenny — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 23:19:21 +0000

elle: Common mistake – are you a lefty?
Cheryl: Ak-ak-ak-ak! [That’s me, expressing my gratitude in squirrel language.]
Peef: How odd. That’s totally not what’s supposed to happen. Try shaking it like you got something again and see if you can dislodge your ear.