Comments on: Click

By: Quinn

Quinn — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 23:57:40 +0000

In order to get the warts you will need…
First you must rub your nose on a frog to make sure it gets in just the right spot on the tip (pretend like you’re looking for your prince..blah blah blah). Then wait a few days until that unsightly/hot bump begins to appear. Nurture it with blarble and goo to ensure its shininess. Employ a pet bat to suck on it three times a week to ensure the perfect protrusion. If need be, apply Rogaine twice a day until that curly hair sprouts out at the perfect angle.
Voila, my pretty!

By: shari

shari — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 23:01:58 +0000

You moved the TC’07 date again, didn’t you?! And now you’re afraid I’ll find out and start crying on account of the not being able to go, aren’t you?! You can’t hide forever — may as well just face the music (or the hystrionics, whichever) and get it over with.

By: shari

shari — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:07:36 +0000

Um, Jenny? I have copyrighted the “negligent and unpredictable blogging schedule” and I’m afraid you’re infringing on it. Please post immediately to avoid further liability.

By: Bobby

Bobby — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 01:06:17 +0000

Did you know they have brooms that actually fly now? I think I saw it on boingboing or something.

By: Thomas

Thomas — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 00:12:53 +0000

It would seem that your plan to become a crazy lady is underway though I doubt the final outcome will satisfy you. Your smile is far too nice to belong to someone crazy.

By: ms. sizzle

ms. sizzle — Sat, 19 Aug 2006 02:38:15 +0000

lord knows it’s what i have been dreaming of!

By: peefer

peefer — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 18:41:33 +0000

The sad thing is (and kids don’t know this): people like us LOVE getting prank calls. ‘Makes us feel important. Well, me anyways. God I’m such a loser.

By: jenny

jenny — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 08:07:59 +0000

Dustin: No, I think that after decades of being taunted by cruel teens, The Bat Lady should meet a handsome pirate who will take her away on his ship, where she and her brood of bats can live happily ever after.
Mike: Wait... was that you on the phone? I guess I never imagined your voice would be so high and sing-songy.
Neil: Tell me about it! Why when I was a kid, all we had was Pong, and we knew what a quality prank phone call was all about!
shari: I'm sorry, I can't come to the phone right now. I'm too busy smoking marijuana and making out with 12-year old boys named Mike. BEEP!
Mocha: Nothing hotter than one googly eye, that's for sure.
Vivian: For a minute I contemplated calling back and telling his mother he left a heavy breathing message on my voicemail, but then I thought if I did that, he might never call me again.
Cheryl: Headley, you say? Well, although we do share the basement experience, he's kind of creepy looking. I prefer Mini-me, the fruit bat - looks like a little fox!

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 07:52:35 +0000

P.S. I expect you might especially like Headley, “a free-tail who survived being trapped in a sub-basement.”

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Thu, 17 Aug 2006 07:50:35 +0000

You can adopt a bat at adopt-a-bat. One small step toward your dream, one giant leap for batkind.