http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/10/06/life-lessons/ Tue, 27 Jan 2015 02:51:54 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.42 http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/10/06/life-lessons/comment-page-1/#comment-3951 Fri, 13 Oct 2006 16:55:55 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=391#comment-3951 If these are lessons you’ve learned through experience, then I’m very concerned about item #5, Flirting. Where DO you draw the line, woman?

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/10/06/life-lessons/comment-page-1/#comment-3950 Sun, 08 Oct 2006 16:04:55 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=391#comment-3950 dave2: This is why I can’t wait to hang out with you again…
darby: I think this entire list of activities should be completed, frequently, during unemployment. Except the chicken soup, maybe. The double noodles get kind of pricey.
V of F: No laughing gas? Pfft. Actually, I didn’t get any either, but my dentist worked wonders with this numbing gel – I didn’t feel any of the 11 shots of novocain!
Sarah: As I was sitting in his chair, my entire body tensed and twitching, I was thinking how awful it must be to have a career where everyone dreads seeing you.
Tracy Lynn: Thanks – it appears that I have regained full control of my lips and tongue, which is a really good thing, because we usually work well together.
shari: So wait – my costume is dental patient? Or am I going as the Phantom of the Opera?
Jess: You bring a bottle of whatever you’re drinking, I’ll start grinding up some more Tylenol with codeine, and I’ll meet you in the Burger King parking lot!

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/10/06/life-lessons/comment-page-1/#comment-3949 Sun, 08 Oct 2006 04:07:44 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=391#comment-3949 Jen, it’s true that I’ve had a few too many cocktails tonight but I just wanted to say…..
I love you.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/10/06/life-lessons/comment-page-1/#comment-3948 Sun, 08 Oct 2006 01:31:02 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=391#comment-3948 YESSSSSSSSS!!! It’s the perfect Halloween costume idea! All you need is a little novacaine, some special FX make-up for the facial burns, and you’re set. It’s not fair how you get all the great ideas…, like Karma likes you best or something.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/10/06/life-lessons/comment-page-1/#comment-3947 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 17:04:14 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=391#comment-3947 Snorting Tylenol with codeine…reminds me of back in the day. Ahhhhh, good times.
Hope you regain the use of your face.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/10/06/life-lessons/comment-page-1/#comment-3946 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 12:09:04 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=391#comment-3946 Ohhhhhh…I’m wincing….I could feel that as I read it.
That’s why I never go to the dentist.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/10/06/life-lessons/comment-page-1/#comment-3945 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 05:52:49 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=391#comment-3945 Jen:
I was there last week. I had to go back to work with the lopsided face. After trying to eat, the muscles in the working-side of my face were sore from having to do all the work. I finally stopped answering the phone. It took like eight hours for the novacaine to wear off. And they didn’t even offer me nightris (sp?) [lauging gas] to breathe during the procedure. What’s up with that?

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/10/06/life-lessons/comment-page-1/#comment-3944 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 03:12:36 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=391#comment-3944 Curiously, these lists mirror my do/don’t lists for Things to be Attempted During Unemployment. I think I’m doing something wrong.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2006/10/06/life-lessons/comment-page-1/#comment-3943 Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:35:57 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=391#comment-3943 Like anybody really needs an excuse for snorting Tylenol with codeine!

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