Comments on: I’m not proud, I’m just saying

By: Pants

Pants — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 20:31:52 +0000

I’ve always wished I could make noises with my armpit.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:09:00 +0000

It occured to me that someone might take my previous comment seriously – I was only kidding….there won’t be any holes.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 23:43:33 +0000

Jen, if you’re really dedicated to this transformation, I can offer my son for study purposes…..
When the box with lots of holes in it arrives, open quickly – he’ll be hungry.

By: Abigail

Abigail — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 19:22:43 +0000

My thirst and laziness usually drive me to whatever glass is closest, usually resulting in three-day-old flat coke or a glass with an inch of rum at the bottom.

By: sandra

sandra — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:02:28 +0000

I’ve been living alone for less than a week and I’ve already done that…! I hate to think of what I’ll be up to in a month.

By: egan

egan — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:38:13 +0000

If you could create a nice loogie and spit it on a ceiling where it hangs like a stalagtite, the transformation would be even more legitimate.

By: ms. sizzle

ms. sizzle — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 17:04:46 +0000

had you just eaten a giant cookie?

By: jenny

jenny — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 14:08:34 +0000

the editter: I wink and slap my butt pretty much any time I walk past a mirror.
Arwen: Skim milk, plain. Maybe I need to start drinking chocolate milk?
William: Thanks for the vote of confidence! And that is one of the many dogs I photographed at the beach a couple weeks ago (none of whom belong to me).

By: Mad William

Mad William — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:36:13 +0000

Be proud, you have taken a big step.
But more important. Who’s the dog?

By: Arwen

Arwen — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:06:55 +0000

Was it milk or chocolate milk? I drink right out of the chocolate milk container because it is bad for me anyway. All bets are off with junk food.