Comments on: Got to Have Faith

By: Postmodern Sass

Postmodern Sass — Mon, 27 Nov 2006 03:36:03 +0000

I ate an entire DiGiorno pepperoni rising crust frozen pizza while baking my pumpkin pie last week. Was that wrong?

By: egan

egan — Thu, 23 Nov 2006 01:28:19 +0000

Yeah, the fact that ESPN airs this garbage and that “competitive eaters” as they are called can make six figure salaries is so wrong. ESPN has gone the way of MTV.

By: Tracy Lynn

Tracy Lynn — Wed, 22 Nov 2006 00:44:28 +0000

Dude, I never thought I’d say this, but I’m totally with Sween on this one. I’d have forced us to IMMEDIATELY adjourn to the nearest pizza providing establishment, and I’d have screamed myself silly as you ate pizza until your head exploded.
That’s just how I roll.

By: churlita

churlita — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 05:36:36 +0000

Don’t you know you’re supposed to watch Ty with the sound off and you’re only supposed to eat White Castles after you’ve become very drunk?

By: adena

adena — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 02:17:51 +0000

OK, I went to find an article, so you’d believe me….because they WERE Johnsoville Brats he was eating…IN Wisconsin….and it appears I was off on the count.
He really ate…
FIFTY FRIGGEN EIGHT!!!!
58!!
http://tinyurl.com/ygygsa
*urp!!*

By: jenny

jenny — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:00:02 +0000

dave2: I'm with you on the Ty Pennington thing - that dude is ANNOYING!
sween: You're exactly the kind of positive, "can-do" attitude type of guy I need around me at all times, cheering me on to eat more food. When are you moving to the states?
jess: Ugh - I still haven't attempted to eat a slider - I'm too ascared.
Chase: I'm all over it! But you'll have to take on the stuffed crust competition - those pizzas kind of gross me out.
adena: NO WAY!! 52 brats in 10 minutes? Okay, I'm from Wisconsin, home of Johnsonville, and there's no way anyone should ever eat more than, say, six brats in one sitting.
Sizzle: I'll set up a conference call so that you can cheer me on without having to see me vomit.
heather anne: town made out of burritos... ooooohhhoooohooohhooohhoooo (my best Homer Simpson voice)
shari: I know, huh? What up with that?! Sheesh. What's the point of getting married then?
piktor: I'm making t-shirts that say that...
Strode: Okay, I had to map out how big 29" is - that's like half the size of my desk! Sooooo nasty! Plus you have to add four toppings!
Sween: I know - I gagged a little when I read that!
Roy: I should probably follow my competitive pizza eating contest with the competitive Tums eating contest. And I can't believe you just stripped on my blog. NICE! Now my hits are totally going to skyrocket - this is now part of the 1% of the internet that is p0rn!

By: Roy

Roy — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 23:16:59 +0000

…and just to show you I’m a good sport, I’ll strip while I’m eating said bottle of Tums….no I won’t. In fact, I’m not even going to post this.

By: Roy

Roy — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 23:14:40 +0000

You are such a total pig.
Besides, I could eat an entire bottle of Tums (R), th Easy Open grip’n’flip bottle, regular strength, assorted fruit, in, like, a minute. I’ve done it.
I’m eating some now. Just warming up.

By: sween

sween — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 20:19:11 +0000

Oooo, Strode… gotta love this rule: “8. Participants will be disqualified if either participant regurgitates any part of the pizza.”

By: Strode

Strode — Mon, 20 Nov 2006 19:29:04 +0000

I can eat a Jacks Frozen Supreme in ten minutes by myself. Here is a challenge for you Jen:
http://www.schiappas.com/ofallon/challenge.htm
Good Luck, and Good Eating.