Comments on: Ye Olde Job Faire

By: Suebob

Suebob — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 00:25:28 +0000

I actually have cheese-making experience. I went to a university that made its own brand of cheese (Cal Poly). So I think I am ideal candidate.

By: jenny

jenny — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 14:04:22 +0000

don: i've already seen the video of you singing, so you can consider that your application. there will be much doo-wopping at jenstown.
jess: based on the overwhelming response to this job faire, i'm considering opening a brothel, in which case your skills will be in high demand. and i'm both intrigued and frightened to know exactly whose fertile womb scott has...
iron fist: that's exactly what we're looking for in bard/minstrel. as for the dental plan, i currently have an open position for a barber who will be in charge of all teeth extractions, leechings, and blood lettings.

By: Iron Fist

Iron Fist — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 21:04:36 +0000

I think I could be the Bard/Minstrel, if by ‘professional presentation skills’ you mean ‘pour two drinks into him and he’ll rant about incredibly ridiculous bullshit for an hour.’ By the way, what sort of dental plan are you including with Jenstown citizenship? And are there going to be T-shirts?

By: Jessica

Jessica — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 17:50:31 +0000

Jen, I would like to apply for the Town Whore position – I already spend so much time on my back, I’d love to turn it into a “radical social concept”. I have references available upon request.
Scott is interested in the Child Bearer job; although he doesn’t have curly hair, he does have a hell of a fertile womb.
We eagerly await your response.

By: Don

Don — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:05:08 +0000

Oh, I’m sorry, it has to be said. I’m no good at making it, but when you need someone to CUT the cheese …

By: Don

Don — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:03:47 +0000

That Minstrel position calls me. Except for the “professional” part. But I harmonize good and can read music. Tell you what, I’ll happily stand in for Bard and when you get a real one, I’m killer at doo wop bass-line doobie doops. Doop doop doobie doop, doo wop du-wop. A team player, that’s me.

By: jenny

jenny — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 02:03:37 +0000

laurel: ooh – town drunk? i hadn’t thought of that. i’m adding that to the list!
RW: i knew i could count on you. looks like you’ve got your first customer with laurel here.
hilly: well, i’ll have to take your word for it… since everything past the 3rd scotch is a bit blurry.
cheryl: listen up, potential Gossip Mongers! cheryl here has clearly just brought her A-game, and is now my top pick for lead Gossip Monger. consider the bar raised…

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:45:46 +0000

Want to know what else Hilly did in Portland? If so, hire me as Gossip Monger. (Sure, I know I wasn’t in Portland. But a good Gossip Monger has sources.)

By: Hilly

Hilly — Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:13:13 +0000

I’m sure I did because I shared wayyyy too much info when I was drunk.
If not, there is a lot to come!!!

By: RW

RW — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 23:49:55 +0000

I could do that!