http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/05/26/mea-culpa/ Tue, 27 Jan 2015 02:51:54 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.42 http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/05/26/mea-culpa/comment-page-1/#comment-5243 Wed, 30 May 2007 14:35:25 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=464#comment-5243 shari: if they start handing out single malt, you’ll have to fight me for it!
peefer: ooooh, you better run!
churlita: yeah, we have everything cool here. why go to a bar when i can go to the grocery store?
tracy lynn: i’m starting to think so…
bobby: she was more the “keep all your belongings in your pockets” kind of a gal.
laurel: just make sure you’ve got the car running outside… this chick was craaaaazy.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/05/26/mea-culpa/comment-page-1/#comment-5242 Tue, 29 May 2007 20:08:07 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=464#comment-5242 I’m the type who looks at these chance encounters as a way to really stir up some s#!^. Ya know, just to see what would happen next. “Yeah, and then he calls you a stupid fat bitch. What would you do?” My reply would be either “I would agree with him” (and be prepared to run away; although how fast she could run after multiple Malibu shots is debateable)…) or “Well, do YOU think you’re a stupid fat bitch?” Just to see where she would go with it…

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/05/26/mea-culpa/comment-page-1/#comment-5241 Tue, 29 May 2007 04:43:17 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=464#comment-5241 I would have grabbed her purse and ran . . . just to make her conspiratorially warped view of the world more complete.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/05/26/mea-culpa/comment-page-1/#comment-5240 Tue, 29 May 2007 03:48:36 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=464#comment-5240 Huh.
It’s almost like you emit some sort of crazy-freak-attracting pheromone, Jenny.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/05/26/mea-culpa/comment-page-1/#comment-5239 Tue, 29 May 2007 02:25:56 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=464#comment-5239 Okay, I need to move away from Iowa. I’ve never been to a store here that handed out free mini shots of Malibu, or had anyone ask me what I’d do if my apartment manager called me a stupid fat bitch. I feel like I’m missing out on so much livin’ here.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/05/26/mea-culpa/comment-page-1/#comment-5238 Mon, 28 May 2007 16:26:58 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=464#comment-5238 Yo shari! Ms. Abs! You would also have to be stupid and fat. (Oh, it hurts to laugh so hard.) Just drink your sample and shusshh it, okay.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/05/26/mea-culpa/comment-page-1/#comment-5237 Sun, 27 May 2007 18:42:05 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=464#comment-5237 If they ever start handing out samples of single malt, I’m pretty sure I’ll be that woman. Except, of course, I don’t live in an apartment.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/05/26/mea-culpa/comment-page-1/#comment-5236 Sun, 27 May 2007 16:50:33 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=464#comment-5236 RW: no, you’re supposed to bug out your eyes. yeah, like that.
dave2: yeah… i’m pretty sure no one is taking HR advice from this woman. i think the building manager’s job is safe.
karen: i know! is that normal? do other grocery stores give out samples of liquor, or is it just mine?
sandra: not wrong at all – they are generally fun, although i’m glad i got out of there before she got her fourth shot of malibu…

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/05/26/mea-culpa/comment-page-1/#comment-5235 Sun, 27 May 2007 16:37:39 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=464#comment-5235 Is it wrong that I absolutely cherish random conversations with people like that woman? Randomness = generally fun. Or funny, anyway.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/05/26/mea-culpa/comment-page-1/#comment-5234 Sun, 27 May 2007 01:32:14 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=464#comment-5234 Wait, where do they give out free shots of malibu?

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