Comments on: Close Call

By: mike

mike — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:51:56 +0000

I just love when people have these wonderful connections with nature. So beautiful.
PS You should submit this to Indie Bloggers. Just sayin’

By: Tracy Lynn

Tracy Lynn — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:49:54 +0000

Obviously, dude, the phone is WAY more of a threat. And at least yours don’t steal your bagels. Freakin’ cats.

By: serap

serap — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 13:04:48 +0000

Wow, what clever urban kitties you have! My cat is really scared of the ironing board and the vacuum cleaner, but really loves the washing machine. I think they know something we don’t.

By: jenny

jenny — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:40:36 +0000

kilax: i know! isn’t it totally disturbing?!
jen: OMG – girl cat will hide for half the day every time i pull out the ironing board! what’s up with that?
sween: ugh… they definitely let you know when their hygiene standards are not being met, don’t they?
rhea: can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without the constant fear that they will suck out your breath.
sizzle: it’s sooo true!
sir: mmmm, actually it was about dinner plans for the next day. but i did end up drinking too many margaritas that next night, so maybe they really were trying to warn me!
shari: it’s a good thing some sweet lawyering gal sent them a care package with kitty grass in it, that is currently germinating somewhere in my kitchen.
miss britt: well, on the bright side, i guess i should be happy my cats are totally asexual and never hump anything.
cheryl: invaded by flies? ewww. do you think maybe there’s a corpse somewhere around your apartment? check the laundry room.
jess: see… that’s just it. he hisses in my friends’ faces, but does nothing to the real threats that plague me.
kat: i think that winston would punch you less if you got him a sister, but he’d still wallop you with a good right hook when you weren’t looking every now and then.

By: kat

kat — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:36:06 +0000

if i got winston a little sister, do you think he’d stop punching ME in the face?

By: Jessica

Jessica — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 22:06:22 +0000

*snicker*
Believe you me, I’ve seen “boy cat” up close and if I were a robber, those teeth would be enough to send me on my way.

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 18:58:18 +0000

My apartment was recently invaded by flies, which is A) disgusting, and B) annoying because now my cats run around my apartment and over my sleeping body all night long trying to catch them.
Have they caught any? Of course not.

By: Miss Britt

Miss Britt — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 18:03:01 +0000

I used to have a dog like that. We always said if someone tried to rob the place he’d give them a guided tour for three minutes of leg humping and a scratch behind the ears.

By: shari

shari — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 16:46:45 +0000

They NEED catnip. Sure, they still won’t guard against burglary, but they’ll be more interested in finding Doritos for the munchies than ambushing your phone.

By: You can call me, 'Sir'

You can call me, 'Sir' — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 16:40:58 +0000

At least tell me that the call was bad news and that maybe they were trying to protect you from a waterfall of tears emptying into and ocean of woe. Yes? Please?