Comments on: Blackbird fly, blackbird fly

By: Bobby

Bobby — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:42:08 +0000

At least it wasn’t bats…
…with rabies

By: jenny

jenny — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 04:10:58 +0000

roy: wanna know why they’re endangered? ’cause they’re always talking smack when they should be mindin’ their own bizness. and i prefer my dodos grilled, not stuffed.

By: Roy

Roy — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:46:36 +0000

I’m freakin’ out, man, because that *IS* an endangered tri-colored black bird, and you were going to punch it in the throat. Why don’t you just stuff a dodo for Thanksgiving?

By: jenny

jenny — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 00:29:37 +0000

RW: well, in their defense, it was a weekend. but still – not like they were out mowing the lawn or anything.
strode: ha! but really… sorry about your nose.
sir: yes, but then the old couple on the bike might attack me. it’s really a lose-lose.
rhea: i suggest you start carrying a small billy club with you on your walks. they’re vicious!
tracy lynn: i know, i know. you’d think i would’ve learned my lesson…
jennie: just tell your boss that you passed out from too much work. workman’s comp!
shari: i tried singing blackbird to them, but i guess they just hate the beatles. bastards.

By: shari

shari — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 23:56:01 +0000

This just goes to poignantly illustrate the value of music eduation in schools. I bet if you had only known all the words to “Bye Bye Blackbird” and sung it at the top of your lungs, you could have avoided all that pain and agony.

By: Jennie

Jennie — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 23:22:17 +0000

This made me laugh so hard I almost passed out. Which could have been hard to explain to my boss, but whatever.

By: Tracy Lynn

Tracy Lynn — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 22:48:45 +0000

Dude, have you learned NOTHING from Tippi Hedren? Birds Are Not To Be Trusted!

By: Rhea

Rhea — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:12:36 +0000

Jen, this was hilarious! I see red-wing blackbirds all the time when I walk my dog in the local arboretum. I will never be able to think about them in the same way again.

By: You can call me, 'Sir'

You can call me, 'Sir' — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 16:53:21 +0000

Next time, wear the rabbit head. They’ll think you’re nothing more than a giant pants-wearing rabbit who knows how to work a camera. And, seriously, what possible harm could a giant rabbit do? (‘Donnie Darko’ fans are hyperventilating at the thought)

By: You can call me, 'Sir'

You can call me, 'Sir' — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 16:53:21 +0000