http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/07/18/thigh-master/ Tue, 27 Jan 2015 02:51:54 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.42 http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/07/18/thigh-master/comment-page-1/#comment-5505 Thu, 19 Jul 2007 20:37:53 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=481#comment-5505 I still wish my gym had rotiserie chicken. It was chicken, right?

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/07/18/thigh-master/comment-page-1/#comment-5504 Thu, 19 Jul 2007 14:52:14 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=481#comment-5504 jennie: slut machines? probably a regional difference.
tracy lynn: you wouldn’t say that if you saw the way I… i mean Woman #1 was walking. medieval torture device!
/\: excellent idea! the next tequilacon will be held in my gym. every machine has cable tv…
kilax: have you learned nothing from this cautionary tale? these things are dangerous!
pants: sure – you must’ve seen me. i was the one who had to ask to be carried down the stairs.
iron fist: well, i usually do a quick culture swab before i sit down on any machine at the gym anyway, so i’m sure we can think of something.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/07/18/thigh-master/comment-page-1/#comment-5503 Thu, 19 Jul 2007 07:40:43 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=481#comment-5503 Now if only I can come up with a way to incorporate a Herpes Detector into these Slut Machines…

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/07/18/thigh-master/comment-page-1/#comment-5502 Thu, 19 Jul 2007 07:35:26 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=481#comment-5502 I didn’t know we go to the same gym!

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/07/18/thigh-master/comment-page-1/#comment-5501 Thu, 19 Jul 2007 05:20:56 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=481#comment-5501 I need to try that out

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/07/18/thigh-master/comment-page-1/#comment-5500 Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:42:06 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=481#comment-5500 whoa, these are called whore trainers/slut machines?!?
i am assuming that dave is working on a design for tcon07.5.
my guess is that they will have to go with checked baggage.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/07/18/thigh-master/comment-page-1/#comment-7923 Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:42:06 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=481#comment-7923 whoa, these are called whore trainers/slut machines?!?
i am assuming that dave is working on a design for tcon07.5.
my guess is that they will have to go with checked baggage.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/07/18/thigh-master/comment-page-1/#comment-5499 Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:12:01 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=481#comment-5499 That’s so freakin’ awesome, I can hardly stand it.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/07/18/thigh-master/comment-page-1/#comment-5498 Wed, 18 Jul 2007 17:47:41 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=481#comment-5498 We call those The Slut Machines. They are my favorite. I’m not sure I want to know what that says about me.

]]> http://www.runjenrun.com/2007/07/18/thigh-master/comment-page-1/#comment-5497 Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:58:48 +0000 http://www.runjenrun.com/?p=481#comment-5497 RW: you’ll never make it through basic training with that kind of attitude, private!
peefer: good question – so what machine trains men to be pimps? hmm… i’m gonna guess a patriarchal society that devalues the role of strong, independent women and the fashion industry’s hyper-sexualization of young girls that teaches them to base their esteem solely on waist size? whoa… heh. lighten up peef. geez. just a joke. ‘lil feminist humor never hurt anyone. sheesh.
sir: you’ll be doing the entire gym a service. just be sure to have a clear path to the emergency exit…

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