Comments on: Deputized

By: Laurel

Laurel — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 22:04:34 +0000

So you and Sheriff Dustin will be keeping the peace at TC08? I feel SO much better about attending now…

By: jenny

jenny — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 17:09:39 +0000

tracy lynn: i know. can you handle it?
roy: god, those were good times. i used to love it when we would all make up new verses to Mercedes Benz. and i only drove when don was too drunk.

By: Roy

Roy — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:26:23 +0000

Sure you went to UC Davis. Don’t you remember? You me and Don used to get rip-roaring drunk and drive to Reno on Don’s motorcycle–yes, all three of us. You would sit on the handlebars and do your Janis Joplin–and get thrown in jail most Saturday nights. I remember it like it was yesterday, or perhaps the day before yesterday.
Wait. I think I sat on the handlebars and did Janis, you were driving, Don was behind you telling you when to change lanes. Whatever. Like it was yesterday! Or, the day before.

By: Tracy Lynn

Tracy Lynn — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:01:43 +0000

Bubble cow? Dude.

By: jenny

jenny — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:52:13 +0000

roy: what? what are you talking about? butter wouldn’t melt in my mouth, as my mother would always say.
don: i have a lot of synthesized memories… sometimes i steal other people’s. like now, i’m probably going to tell people i’ve been to UC Davis.
dustin: you’re too young to believe in a time when phones had cords and cows had glass stomachs. i wouldn’t expect you to understand.

By: Dustin

Dustin — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 22:42:37 +0000

You know I believe in you, right? And that I’d never say anything I thought would hurt you.
However…that cow thing is cra-cra.*
*Pronounced “Cray-Cray”, definition: crazy, loony, batshit insane

By: Don

Don — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:45:22 +0000

I saw a Holey Cow once too. It was on Picnic Day at UC Davis, an ag school in CA. On a dare, some folks were sticking their hands in the hole. Or maybe they talked about and in my feeble and inebriated state I transposed those dares into synthesized memory. No matter. It was real. Geez. Lots of strange things were real that day.

By: roy

roy — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:44:10 +0000

That picture…whenever my kid looked like that, I got real nervous, started moving stuff up on top of the refrigerator, using only slow, deliberate movements…

By: jenny

jenny — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:01:52 +0000

jennie!: if there were awards for comments, i would give one to you right now. i’m not sure it gets any better than that.
robin: i know! he wouldn’t have made a good deputy anyway – look at those hippie pants!
AA: i don’t think they remember it, but i still say it’s true.
cheryl: county fairs made me who i am today.
brandon: you know, i really miss the days when you would write about your romanian vampire wife. and yes, i had the same thought about rabies…
jen: i need to start hitting the county fair circuit apparently! 50 county fairs in 50 days – that’s going to be my 2008 goal!

By: jen

jen — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:23:41 +0000

they are real…you should know that it still happens to other innocents, such as yourself, to this day. fair go-ers, BEWARE!