Comments on: Killing Me Won’t Bring Back Your Honey

By: communicatrix

communicatrix — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 05:58:08 +0000

I was laughing pretty hard at the premise alone, but I lost it on that pic of the mini (fake) dog with the mini (fake) treats. That is the shiznit. Nice photography work, too, toots.
I take exception to your description of the shrunken apple-head lady, however. That is clearly some old L’Eggs suntan pantyhose repurposed to stylish effect.
Ah, country crap. I miss those vacuum cleaner covers at the Kane County Flea Market…

By: Jessica

Jessica — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 03:05:41 +0000

“Vice of wicker”…..*snort*!

By: sandra

sandra — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:04:58 +0000

When I was little, me and my brother used to go down to Florida with my grandparents for a week every winter. The place we stayed was chock-full of wicker things and we never stopped delighting in finding new ones (i.e., the wicker toothbrush holder, wicker — I shit you not — towel rack, etc.). You should keep a list.

By: Don

Don — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:51:15 +0000

I was way too shy to talk to girls in 8th grade, but I'm sure if I wasn't, those glasses would have fixed me. The original Wicker Man is one of my faves, I wrote a review here, I think I am fond of it mainly because my subconscious mind had to settle on SOMEthing from the 70s to be fond of.

By: jenny

jenny — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 04:25:12 +0000

sizzle: are you serious? how come everyone remembers those phones but me?
churlita: hee hee. the one photo i neglected to take was a little ceramic shih tzu that was exactly the same size as pickles. it was like his soulmate.
laurel: no one gets us. unless you wore the SJR glasses, you just can’t understand…

By: Laurel

Laurel — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:26:42 +0000

Wow. You could craft quite a horror movie just using the contents of that room…
Totally feel ya on the SJR glasses – I had the same pair. I credit them for making me… well, I credit them for giving me the… ok, I guess they really were only responsible for ensuring that no boy talked to me for all of 8th grade…

By: churlita

churlita — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 22:10:23 +0000

Okay, you in those glasses? Is adorable. I bet your scary cat statue and giant rabbit head would feel right at home there.

By: sizzle

sizzle — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:22:14 +0000

“Why would you put me in the dead baby’s room?” HA HA HA.
I totally remember those phones!

By: jenny

jenny — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:20:23 +0000

mom: oh, you mean those saucer-sized peach sally jesse raphael glasses i had in junior high where the earpiece connected at the bottom of the frame so it looked like they were on upside down? yeah, those were totally hot. no wonder i was so popular.
sir: seriously – it’s like i can’t escape evil dolls!
kat: wait – you lolz’ed?!? my work here is done.

By: kat!

kat! — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:04:26 +0000

wicker man. ha! this made me lol, jenny. lolz, even.