Comments on: What I Got

By: shari

shari — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 00:16:12 +0000

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
***runs away, sobbing***
Oh, and also? I know you said you ate mac and cheese because “that’s what you do in Portland,” but I know the truth: you ate mac and cheese for me. Thank you.

By: churlita

churlita — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 01:47:42 +0000

Who knew bloggers were such hateful thugs? I may have to start seeking some out now.

By: jenny

jenny — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:42:21 +0000

brandon: yeah, right. you and your slow, feeble brain are exactly why i was crying laughing all night long.
laurel: i’m guessing that florida has more than its share of potential sugar daddies… you just need to focus more.
communicatrix: okay, you just earned LIFE-TIME blog crush status for that comment… but the girl scout in me must confess that it’s totally trick photography. i may steal the idea, though, and make 2008 all about arms of steel!

By: communicatrix

communicatrix — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 21:02:40 +0000

Wait–no one has commented on the _arms_ yet? The outrageously buff, sculpted, naked _arms_?
Jenny, I thought this year’s theme was “more fun” or “pretzels & scotch” not “arms of steel”. Did I miss something?

By: Laurel

Laurel — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 20:08:45 +0000

Damn, you mean instead of living in a warm/sunny climate I could have men giving me money AND their room number? Maybe there is something to be said for the PacNW…
Vahid certainly is a thoughtful gift-giver, isn’t he? Knuckle tats and an STD. Can I pick a blog crush or what?!

By: brandon

brandon — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 16:26:56 +0000

Maybe they thought you ordered a COLD FILTERED old fashioned?
Ugh. This joke might have been funny at the time. Damn my slow, feeble brain!

By: jenny

jenny — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 04:39:28 +0000

THB: everyone should try knuckle tattoos at least once. and the manager really was great – i felt kinda bad.
fiorello: and i thought it was just funny to me!
vahid: speaking of who got what, that man almost got a black eye from one iron fist. and i promise never to give chlamydia to anyone. herpum is another story though…
dave2: i know! vahid has really taken all the fear out of STDs for me. i say bring ‘em on – they’re damn cuddly!

By: Dave2

Dave2 — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 03:42:22 +0000

Wow… I never thought I’d find myself wanting Chlamydia, but it would look really good on my bookshelf.

By: vahid

vahid — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 03:13:00 +0000

In that old man’s defense, he DID ask us for a black pen or a Sharpie, but probably had to resort to crayon when I wouldn’t let him sit down.
And in MY defense, I want you to know that I don’t give chlamydia to just ANYONE, you know.

By: Fiorello La Guardia

Fiorello La Guardia — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 02:02:14 +0000

Well, I think that this may possibly be the MOST hysterically funny piece you have ever written. I can type no more because I am running for a Kleenex.