Comments on: Rudolph

By: jenny

jenny — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:33:48 +0000

laurel: mmm… olives. that’s my favorite food group!
churlita: no, these cats are very finicky, so my vote is for the mangled corpse.
don: aren’t you kicking yourself right about now? so many missed opportunities.
shari: i do this from a place of love, shari. pure, humiliating love.
cheryl: if you see him again, let him know that i’ve got two angry cats he can have…
kilax: i had to hold him in my lap because the second i set him down, he would flip the reindeer antlers off and start batting them in the air.
robin: a little catnip goes a long way…

By: Robin

Robin — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:54:45 +0000

Do you have to get the cats liquored up before you can dress them like that?

By: kilax

kilax — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:46:14 +0000

I just want to know how you get him to keep it on and still take the picture!

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:01:07 +0000

I saw an angry homeless man in a Santa hat today. For some reason that image just popped into my mind.

By: shari

shari — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 00:19:30 +0000

Dear the sweet baby jesus… what have you done?! Thank god you took photos so the police will be able to verify the motive when your cats are charged with murder.

By: Don

Don — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:25:13 +0000

What really bothers me is whoever invented reindeer hats for cats is probably a millionaire by now and it wasn’t me.

By: churlita

churlita — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:15:16 +0000

Do cats eat people, or will they just leave a bloody mangled corpse?

By: Laurel

Laurel — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 20:28:36 +0000

I love your cats. I tried putting a Snow White outfit on Nellie last Halloween and, well, let’s just say it wasn’t worth what I had to spend on antiseptic…
Vodka martinis are for girls. Sapphire please, dirty, with as many olives as you can cram on a skewer…

By: jenny

jenny — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:19:54 +0000

mainja: the look he’s giving me in the second photo really captures that essence of his hatred. i wouldn’t even attempt to put the reindeer hat on my girl cat… although she did get her own photo shoot later in the day.
arwen: i don’t know if tolerant is the word. they’re really just biding their time until the right opportunity to kill me presents itself.
sir: heroin might have helped – all of us! and i’ll have you know that vodka is the bastard child of the martini, and all true martini drinkers drink gin! the gauntlet is thrown! i’ll see you in philly, sir!

By: You can call me, 'Sir'

You can call me, 'Sir' — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:57:55 +0000

‘Hello, ASPCA? Yeah, there’s this chick in Chicago that’s doing bad things to cats. I think maybe the heroin might be involved. She also defiles martinis with gin, which is just….I don’t know. Awful, really.’