Comments on: February 13th

By: Dustin

Dustin — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 00:55:52 +0000

Just buy yourself mini-Twix bars and be content with a life of no surprises.
Surprises are so 2007.

By: jenny

jenny — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:35:06 +0000

ok, i have to get this out of the way. all of your concern is touching, truly, but don’t worry. i did not now, nor ever, eat a box of cheap chocolates in a public restroom. i swear on a stack of whitman’s samplers!
but i might steal “single is the new 20″ as my personal slogan.

By: shari

shari — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:13:57 +0000

Toilet paper as an opening line? You totally rocked it!
That said, have I mentioned that I shop at Costco? Yeah, their toilet paper is packaged in groups of 480 or some rolls I think. I will not run out until approximately the end of time.
Also? A pox upon nougat! It BELONGS in the toilet and I can’t believe you ate it. You are brave and self-sacrificing, my friend.

By: Fiorello La Guardia`

Fiorello La Guardia` — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:02:12 +0000

Single is the new 20! (posted by Miss Britt)
ROFL… I love that line.
And I personally feel like Valentine’s Day is just a Hallmark Holiday. Another guilt trip foisted on us all.
Now, of course, I feel that I have to go into a public restroom and drop half-eaten cheap chocolates into the potty. Of course it won’t be fun unless I know that there are lots of stalls full of women who will hear me and wonder what the HECK I am doing. HA!
(This is a most bizarre topic!)

By: churlita

churlita — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:08:48 +0000

I would have dropped the candy in the toilet just to hear what it sounded like…But then I’m weird and have no shame.

By: Miss Britt

Miss Britt — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 19:19:04 +0000

Jen, I don’t think anyone would feel sorry for you if you were eating chocolates.
Single is the new 20!

By: jenny

jenny — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:31:33 +0000

kat! i practice the “just-in-time” philosophy of toilet paper inventory management. i think yours is better.
asia: NOBODY wants nougat, that’s for sure. i actually think the chocolate filled chocolate ones are the worst, because it’s really just brown nougat.
nina: happy VD to you, too! and no need to feel sorry, honest!
strode: yeah, i’m taking this blog in a new direction. mope jen mope. kidding! i loved those little valentine’s cards as a kid – especially smurfs.
roy: candy!? really?! ::puts on running shoes::
sir: oh man, the sparkler bit killed me. good thing i didn’t put my mascara on yet.

By: You can call me, 'Sir'

You can call me, 'Sir' — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:12:55 +0000

Eating bad drug-store valentines candy in the stall of a train-station bathroom? And your skin is dry? The only things missing are a sad little kid holding a sparkler while standing next to a lame puppy.

By: You can call me, 'Sir'

You can call me, 'Sir' — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:12:55 +0000

By: Roy

Roy — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:56:01 +0000

There’s candy over at my blog. Just don’t drop any in the toilet!