Comments on: Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Libs

By: Jessica

Jessica — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:55:09 +0000

What’s wrong with “moister”? Vahid was just referring to the Cover Girl Easy Breezy Beautiful cosmetics again.

By: You can call me, 'Sir'

You can call me, 'Sir' — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:34:04 +0000

This = The best ever.
1. Pensive
2. Guadalupe
3. Johnny Rotten
4. Harvey Wallbanger(s)
5. Whataburger
6. Squash
7. Cocksucker
8. Disturbed
9. Unhinged
10. Sweet Tap-dancing Jesus!
11. TV’s Scott Baio
12. Tiger Woods
13. That bastard Barry Manilow
14. Astonishing
15. Levitra
16. Bob Dole
17. Spanking
18. Nastier
19. 11.5
Having just read through the results, I’m sad to see that I relegated a turgid Bob Dole to making such an ass of himself in public. See what you made me do? And him a veteran. Just awful. Happy birthday, homegirl.

By: You can call me, 'Sir'

You can call me, 'Sir' — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:34:04 +0000

By: jenny

jenny — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:50:20 +0000

pants: so… there are so many things i could comment on about your mad lib, but let me say that if you ever got steve perry to come to a bday party for me, i would fly you to canada, marry you, adopt some francophone babies on the way through customs and get back all in time to hear steve sing Faithfully. that’s how happy i would be.
vahid: brilliant! my mood often swings from moral outrage to indigestion. i’m really not going to comment on your last answers.

By: vahid

vahid — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:40:25 +0000

!!!!
Happy Birthday!
1. anxiety
2. vahid
3. Salma Hayek
4. white russians
5. Quizno’s
6. chimichangas
7. FUCK.
8. moral outrage
9. indigestion (I realize this isn’t technically an emotion)
10. What the–?
11. Ed Norton
12. Mary Lou Retton
13. Celine Dion
14. moldy
15. xanax
16. Teddy Roosevelt
17. fly-fishing
18. moister
19. 35

By: Pants

Pants — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:29:04 +0000

I LOVE THIS! Happy birthday, tomorrow!
1. sad
2. Pants
3. Joel McHale
4. Metamucils
5. KFC
6. avocadoes
7. fuck me jesus
8. joy
9. indifference
10. sweet
11. Chris Burke
12. Katrina Williams
13. Steve Perry
14. fat
15. Prozac
16. Orin Hatch
17. humping
18. harder
19. 21

By: jenny

jenny — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:24:21 +0000

robin: i think i might start saying “what the shit?!” from now on… I like it.
dave2: i’m wayyyy sexier than i was when i was 7! but i will never eat salted licorice again… i can still remember that play-doh taste!
dingo: allergic to tater tots? a fate worse than death!
kat: thanks! and i would have been all sorts of confused if you *had* played.

By: kat!

kat! — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:17:57 +0000

oh a thousand happy happies young lady. and of course i’m not playing

By: Dingo

Dingo — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:00:36 +0000

I love Mad Libs! I wrote these down on a piece of paper first so I wouldn’t have to keep scrolling back up. Hilarious! Thanks for the diversion.
1 Joy
2. Dingo
3. Sharon Stone (I don’t know why this is the first one I thought of!)
4. Dr. Peppers
5. Sonic
6. tater tots
7. Fuck!
8. Amusement
9. Guilt
10. Sweet Baby Jesus!
11. Clive Owen
12. Derrick Jeter
13. James Blount
14. sultry
15. Xanax
16. Elliot Spitzer !!
17. skiing
18. dumber
19. Seven

By: Dave2

Dave2 — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 06:56:51 +0000

Okay… some of my answers are a little crazy… but that last one is just wrong! Couldn’t you have at least made the low-end of the number choice be of legal age?