Comments on: Panda Sex

By: serap

serap — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:03:04 +0000

I’m not ‘dreaming’, I’m ‘planning’. There is a difference.

By: Sharada

Sharada — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:03:45 +0000

Hello, I’m Serap’s sister, and I’d just like to point out, that for someone who is so freaked out by Pandas, who I think have been given a really hard time on this comments page, especially by my sister, that it’s quite strange how she is OBSESSED with polar bears, even though she knows they eat their own babies, and polar bears and panda bears are BOTH BEARS, so it’s like saying you hate robins but crazy about pigeons which is a little whimsical in my opinion. Serap lists polar bears in her list of animals she likes ever so casually, but I can tell you she sleeps with a cuddly polar bear every night and dreams of going to Canada where she can watch them hang out.

By: teahouseblossom

teahouseblossom — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 02:26:19 +0000

How freaky!
Yes, I also remember reading about how that’s why pandas are endangered – they’re pretty much solo creatures for most of their lives, and mating requires actually running into another panda in the bamboo.
And how when they’re stressed, like they often are in captivity, they’ll lose track of their babies, and accidentally smash them and such, since they’re so small.
Panda porn!!

By: Karen

Karen — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:25:54 +0000

This isn’t panda related, sorry. I’m curious how the Biggest Loser-Feline competition is going?

By: serap

serap — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:42:49 +0000

Erm… well Koalas are ok I guess. I don’t think about them often, so clearly they don’t disturb me like pandas do. But on reflection, I don’t think I’m too keen on them either. But I do love most animals… I just want to make that clear. Cats, polar bears, elephants… they’re all good

By: jenny

jenny — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 05:27:12 +0000

Yeah, but your babies were probably way cuter than a baby panda when they came shooting out of your butt. So there's that.

By: churlita

churlita — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:07:05 +0000

the female panda’s love life sounds frighteningly like mine. Poor, poor female panda.

By: jenny

jenny — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:18:34 +0000

peefer: i know - sexy, huh?
matt: TOTALLY awkward and clumsy.
jennie!: well, i'm not a veterinarian, but it sure looked like her butt. isn't that where babies come from?
serap: interesting. how do you feel about koalas?
sir: that's why i like you.
karl: i'm pretty sure it was something like, "Ran out of napkins."
vahid: it might put them in the mood more often, but would probably impair their performance even more.
dustin: i know. i'm taking it day by day.

By: Dustin

Dustin — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:09:10 +0000

News that makes us all sad.
Not even Pandas can make me smile today.

By: vahid

vahid — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:42:14 +0000

I don’t know which makes me sadder, Brandon not going to TequilaCon or pandas only having sex once a year*. Do you think pandas might benefit from drinking tequila to put them in the mood more often?
*clearly I’m more bummed about the cancellation.