Comments on: Steel Drivin’ Man – Part Two

By: patricia

patricia — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:12:45 +0000

I’ve gone with a couple friends when they gotten their first vibrator. The mortification on their face when the cashier put batteries in the thing to make sure it worked was fantastic. I shouldn’t enjoy it as much as I do but I’m evil like that.

By: jenny

jenny — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:27:31 +0000

delmer: both very thoughtful gifts.

By: delmer

delmer — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:36:49 +0000

I bought a vibrator for a woman friend two Christmases ago (I got her jewelry as well). I remember the sales gal showing me something which led me to wonder why would I buy anything that is larger than even John Holmes' penis?

By: jenny

jenny — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:30:34 +0000

cheryl: excellent analogy! that must be why she asked me if i wanted to super-size my order. HEYOOOO! i’m here all week, folks! two shows on sunday!
claire: thank you – really, if i can help just one other person by sharing my experience, then all the trauma will have been worth it.

By: claire

claire — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:06:18 +0000

You’re putting your emotional trauma on display for the greater good. I dig it.
Seriously though, that your posts make me laugh, I mean as a high compliment.

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:55:10 +0000

The best sex shop employees are like good waitresses–they always congratulate you on making an excellent choice. That makes it easier, as a customer, to act relaxed and casual, like you really did just order the pasta special.

By: jenny

jenny — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:52:36 +0000

strode: trust me… this experience almost killed me, too.
sir: giggity giggity. (that makes no sense unless you watch family guy)
shari: i know… he had already opened up a new bottle of harvey’s bristol creme.
MOM: looks like you won’t be making that mistake again, will you?

By: MOM

MOM — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:26:30 +0000

So, OK, I didn’t pay too much attention to your warning because I thought you were just being my lovable trickster Jenny.
This time I didn’t read the second installment and I sure hope that your brothers, Wally and the Beaver don’t find this blog site. Luckily your dad, Ward Cleaver doesn’t know how to use the computer.
Love,
your mom, June

By: shari

shari — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:43:26 +0000

And now, I picture Sir all Joey Tribiani-like, bobbing his head in time with his soundtrack and smirking at his computer screen, then totally mellow-harshed at the "to be continued."

By: You can call me, 'Sir'

You can call me, 'Sir' — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:45:15 +0000

“Great, do you have anything specific in mind, or just want me to show you around?”
I’m not proud of it, but i admit that this is where the bow-chicka-bow soundtrack in my head started playing.