Comments on: Parenthood

By: Memarie Lane

Memarie Lane — Sat, 24 May 2008 16:20:46 +0000

When someone first becomes a parent they are rather resentful of the non-parent input. But after awhile we begin to realize that non-parents actually do know better much of the time, because they are operating on more sleep and less PBS. For a parent, the underwear headed child becomes such a regular sight around the house that we cease to think it abnormal in public.

By: Carly

Carly — Thu, 22 May 2008 19:08:06 +0000

There so needs to be video of this. (Full disclosure – I pulled my dress over my head in a bank when I was… five, I think? So maybe this means your kid is going to grow up to be a tortured artist!)

By: jenny

jenny — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:30:59 +0000

BBM: That’s good to hear… now I don’t feel so bad!
Dingo: Oh god! That is repulsive. Appropriate punishment? Eat entire contents of salt and pepper shakers.
dave2: You know, it kind of sounded like a Dave2 story.
heather anne: Guess I should think long and hard before I get another kitten then.
avitable: “Yeah… you’re not so fancy now in your fancy suit doubled over in the dairy aisle, are you?!”
sir: Let he who is without jackassery cast the first shoe! ::FLING!::
ash: You are my captive audience now!
t2ed: They’re fine in the office, just not at the grocery store.
finn: that actually would have been the right thing to do – i should have loaded up his basket with everything she licked.
shari: I seriously almost retched when I read your comment. That is so totally disgusting.
miss britt: Whoa… hold on. You wear TWO pairs of underwear on your head at the same time? I guess you never can be too safe.
churlita: In the ear! Smackdown!
delmer: karma, she is a stripper.
tracy lynn: That’s awesome – can I steal it?
tori: The voice of reason.
karl: I’m a baker, not a fighter.
sizzle: How about doughnuts? I don’t like doughnuts. A bear claw in the ear!

By: sizzle

sizzle — Wed, 21 May 2008 07:01:28 +0000

Never waste a cupcake. Unless it’s stale.
But this: “that loaf of French bread you were just Frenching” made me snort with laughter.

By: Karl

Karl — Wed, 21 May 2008 05:48:41 +0000

Screw the cake in the ear. Punch the bastard in his face!

By: tori

tori — Wed, 21 May 2008 01:40:30 +0000

That would have been pretty wasteful of the cupcake, don’t you think?

By: Tracy Lynn

Tracy Lynn — Tue, 20 May 2008 21:14:16 +0000

Which would be why my brother and I would say this to his daughters.
Dad: Don’t be a Penny.
Girls:Who’s Penny?
D:She’s your older sister.
G:We don’t HAVE an older sister.
D: THAT’S RIGHT, because she WOULDN’T PAY ATTENTION. So, DON’T BE A PENNY.

By: delmer

delmer — Tue, 20 May 2008 21:05:46 +0000

in 16 years, when the once-little girl is hanging off a brass pole, he’ll have no one but himself to blame.
(Of course, she’ll be pulling down mid-six figures.)

By: churlita

churlita — Tue, 20 May 2008 19:33:04 +0000

I usually try to be very understanding when it comes to kids’ behavior because I believe in karma and I have two teenagers. But that kid? That kid needed to watch you shove a cupcake in her dad’s ear.

By: Miss Britt

Miss Britt — Tue, 20 May 2008 19:25:39 +0000

I’d like to get all indignant here.
But I have been known to wear a pair of underwear or two on my head from time to time…