Comments on: I’m not dead, I’m engaged.

By: natalie

natalie — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:12:17 +0000

wow! now that is a ring. i have no idea what kind of ring, but definitely a ring. and nothing i would ever spend money on myself, but someone, somewhere must love it. or maybe they were given the ring as a gift and “lost” it because of how much they hated it. you might not be doing them a favor by finding it.

By: Black Belt Mama

Black Belt Mama — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 03:46:17 +0000

It kind of looks like a deranged turtle. I’d say definitely get rid of that thing, although it may hold some kind of secret reptilian magic powers or something.

By: jenny

jenny — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:11:55 +0000

avitable: oh that's right. i was thinking of liar liar v. pants on fire.
cheryl: if she tracks me down, i'll send her your way!
roy: what if i gave it back? does that still initiate something bad? i don't want bad luck!
karl: you should've seen it in person!

By: Karl

Karl — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:38:24 +0000

That is one ugly ass ring.

By: Roy

Roy — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 15:37:39 +0000

OMG. I’m not sure, but what I think you have there is a very old Aztec ring with a depiction of the universe 0.001 milliseconds after the Big Bang carved on it. If that is true, you need to know it carries a curse: the lost ring, if found and put on one’s finger, will inititate the end of the world. Some groups of scholars on the subject disagree, saying that it will simply initiate a dialog on taste and decency in women’s accessories. Either way–important!

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:10:56 +0000

Personally, I like a good strong woman who likes Panda Bowls and keeping carbons out of the atmosphere. She sounds like a catch.

By: Avitable

Avitable — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:17:34 +0000

You’d think so, but the Supreme Court issued a nanny nanny boo boo writ.

By: jenny

jenny — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:09:04 +0000

LAP:i like the amazon woman theory as well. amazons need love, too!
dan: i’m going to assume… ahem… that you mean you wear it on your toe. i’d prefer to stick with that image.
churlita: but where’s the zan to my jana? one wonder twin ring doesn’t activate anything!
laurel: bad juju has been avoided. it is now the train station security guard’s responsibility.
don: no worries – it’s out of my hands now. and apparently just in the nick of time!
robin: LOL – it really is something special, isn’t it?

By: Robin

Robin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:38:10 +0000

Are you sure you didn’t find it UNDER the Metra tracks? It looks the the train may have hit it a few times.

By: Don

Don — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:10:57 +0000

I think you found an Insignia Ring belonging to a large and burly member of the Enormous Tunnel Boring Machines Operator’s Guild. If he finds out you have it, and you hear a deep rumble underground and feel your apartment building start to shake, get out fast.