Comments on: We Will Not Negotiate with Terrorists!

By: Dustin

Dustin — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:39:57 +0000

Maybe you could form a coalition.
I hear Poland is down for that sort of thing.

By: Dave

Dave — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 08:11:45 +0000

Bwa ha ha ha ha Our demands must be met! (psst.. hey y’all.. Got any ideas about what the demands should be?)

By: martymankins

martymankins — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:59:14 +0000

Sorry it’s been a while since I’ve been over here. Somehow your feed reader got removed from my Google Reader list. It’s not added back in.
Juicy Fruit rocks. It’s the best sugar loaded non-bubble gum gum out there.
Don’t let them take it away!

By: Avitable

Avitable — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:17:11 +0000

Send in the Tic Tac Marines!

By: You can call me, 'Sir'

You can call me, 'Sir' — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:06:36 +0000

*rends garments, shakes fists at heavens*
DAMN YOU, OBAMA!!!!!!
*realizes error, rends what’s left of garments, shakes fists, etc.*
OSAMA!!!! I MEANT OSAMA!!!! DAMN!!!!

By: You can call me, 'Sir'

You can call me, 'Sir' — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:06:36 +0000

*rends garments, shakes fists at heavens*
DAMN YOU, OBAMA!!!!!!
*realizes error, rends what’s left of garments, shakes fists, etc.*
OSAMA!!!! I MEANT OSAMA!!!! DAMN!!!!

By: jenny

jenny — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:53:26 +0000

NYCWD: i don’t know… this is serious enough to warrant resurrecting charles bronson to kick some major ass.
vahid: it’s true! you know what? they can have my juicy fruit when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!
shari: look away. just look away – it’s too awful.

By: shari

shari — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:47:07 +0000

Aaaaaugh, the humanity! Save the Juicy Fruit!!

By: vahid

vahid — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:44:27 +0000

It’s not just our freedom they hate, it’s also that we use so much more Juicy Fruit than the rest of the free world, as well. Bastards.

By: NYCWD

NYCWD — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:47:59 +0000

There are some things that should not be messed with. Juicy Fruit is one of those things.
Someone call Chuck Norris.
Now.