Comments on: Martha Stewart-Bin Laden

By: Jessica

Jessica — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:13:25 +0000

“This must be what it feels like to be a werewolf” – HAH!!!

By: Lisa

Lisa — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:59:25 +0000

You have no idea what my dirty, sick mind thought of when I read that list. I just wouldn’t want my comment deleted.

By: churlita

churlita — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:19:01 +0000

If you had adult diapers on that list, I’d think your other personality worked for NASA and was jealous of your co-workers girlfriend…

By: jenny

jenny — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:44:39 +0000

delmer: you're probably right. my last terrorist plot was spoiled when i couldn't find betamax tapes.
avitable: that's what my grocery lists typically look like: "vegetables, fresh fruit, soy milk, plain oatmeal..." all the things i'm not going to buy.
travis: it's only funny until i take over the world with my... battery powered... shiny... grappling hook thingy!
sir: that's because i was featured on an episode of "queer eye for the terrorist cell" - changed my life.
vivian: well that's just great! good thing i deleted my "goodreads" account - i don't need the government knowing that i actually liked the fountainhead.
cheryl: yeah, but she got to wear all those great wigs, so who's really worse off?
claire: that's kind of single white female creepy!

By: claire

claire — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 05:44:26 +0000

Curious list. Reminds me of a time I found a note I was sure was my old roommate’s handwriting until I realized I’d written it. ‘Twas very strange.

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:29:35 +0000

Something like this happened to Jennifer Garner in the last season of Alias, I think. Only she woke up in China and her boyfriend who thought she was dead had married someone else. So what I’m saying is, things could be worse.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:17:47 +0000

Dear Jenny,
Homeland Security will now be reading RunJenRun regularly.
Love,
Vivian

By: You can call me, 'Sir'

You can call me, 'Sir' — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:00:32 +0000

You're a very flashy terrorist, it seems. Most terrorists are satisfied with any color of paper, but not you, nooooooooooo, your paper has to be gold because HEY, LOOK AT ME, I'M JENNY AND YOU'D BETTER RECOGNIZE MY DEADLY WILLINGNESS TO BLOW SHIT UP.

By: You can call me, 'Sir'

You can call me, 'Sir' — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 19:00:32 +0000

By: Travis Erwin

Travis Erwin — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:49:25 +0000

That’s funny.