Comments on: Sharks

By: emily

emily — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:01:31 +0000

i tried to comment at you (c) 09/05 but it wouldn’t let me. turns out that’s the you that drew me to the site, and somehow it seemed to me you’re the sort of person who might like to know that i was doing a long shot of a google image search for a Note Left By The Back Door or some such permutation when i ran across your image of a note. which i then had to browse your whole site to discover down there in 2005. and the fact that i’m writing you this note now is either a testament to the brilliant snarky wittiness of your blog or my own tendency to procrastinate. brava to both of us!

By: greeneyezz

greeneyezz — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 19:14:49 +0000

HA!!
I gotta agree with Vahid, we need a video of this. Careful there though, I heard those Old ladies with a walker can really pack a punch if they needed to! I think it’s got something to do with the Blue hair dye.

~ZZ

By: jenny

jenny — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 07:26:39 +0000

kim: geese are nasty! and they have no fear.
jess: glad i could help – hope things start looking up soon. need me to punch any paperboys for you?
cap: interesting question. i hesitate to say yes, not because of the connection to felines, but because catfish are gross and slimy and they sting and they have no bones, so they would probably squish when i punched them.

By: Cap

Cap — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 06:05:25 +0000

Would you punch a catfish to save your cats? Or would you consider a catfish a natural progression of evolution?

By: Jessica

Jessica — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:19:48 +0000

Jen, I wish you knew how much I needed this laugh today….if you knew that, then you would know how much I love you right now.

By: kim

kim — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 05:42:50 +0000

I have to totally agree with you about not punching a goose. They’re mean and they bite.

By: jenny

jenny — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 05:46:23 +0000

churlita: i want to achieve mass youtube fame, and then be stalked by PETA.
shari: that's why i only punch free range chickens, like god intended.
avitable: depends. are the teeth cut out, like where i could maybe get a nasty cardboard cut on my knuckles?
serap: my phobia hasn't reached that stage yet, but if i watch any more "shark week" videos on youtube, it might!
claire: 'lil ole garter snake cain't hurt you. i'll take care of them if you can handle the sharks.
jewelz: would you really? no way am i getting my hands anywhere near the shark. nuh uh!
marty: no! raccoons have rabies! make sure you wear gloves if you punch one.
tracy lynn: those cats better appreciate your fierceness! robin: you know what? you bring up such a good point. i'm going to tell them what you said and see if they shape up their attitudes.

By: Robin

Robin — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 05:38:00 +0000

The real question is…What are your cats willing to do for you? We both know if you fell and bumped your head (and knocked yourself out), the feasting would begin almost immediately.
Which is why I would rethink punching the garter snake…eeeewwwww!

By: Tracy Lynn

Tracy Lynn — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:03:37 +0000

I would totally back Los Gatos against a shark, especially if it owed them money.

By: martymankins

martymankins — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:59:30 +0000

I would punch the raccoon that keeps coming to our back porch to save our cats.