Comments on: Cracked

By: Poppy

Poppy — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 01:18:06 +0000

LIE and say there is a man fallen into your tub. Someone will be right over.

By: Stacey

Stacey — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 19:31:52 +0000

I vote D, but only if you act fast. Otherwise B or E will surely happen first.

By: martymankins

martymankins — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:54:05 +0000

That is some ceiling crack. Lazy landlord.

By: Pants

Pants — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:33:10 +0000

UGGG!That super sucks. Like sucks times infinity and then times infinity again SUCK.
I think D will happen first. Lucky you are not me, otherwise you would get E, F, G at the same time and your period would show up out of no where and ruin your favorite pants.

By: MOM

MOM — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 01:33:50 +0000

OMIGOSH…this is just going to be your ticket to financial independence.
You know what is probably up there between your ceiling and her floor? In a building that old…maybe asbestos insulation! Whooo hoo. Cough a little bit, fake a faint or two, and sue your landlord. Retire rich and take that trip to Paris.
Be sure to bring a certain close relative along….heh heh heh.

By: You can call me, 'Sir'

You can call me, 'Sir' — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 20:46:57 +0000

I think ‘a’ and ‘g’ are just too implausible and since ‘b’ and ‘c’ are mutually exclusive, I’m going for some combination of a mold-induced lung infection with a side of cockroaches.

By: jenny

jenny — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 05:58:00 +0000

serap: i totally didn't see that! but now, it kind of creeps me out!
avitable: that's cool - as long as jimmy actually fixes the ceiling before the roaches take him away...
ren: is that why my cats weigh so much? they're just furry sandbags?
delmer: suddenly my ceiling is like a giant ouija board!
seamus: i never imagined that was how you dreamed of killing me. i guess i just don't know you very well.
churlita: i think that's a safe bet.
shari: i'll stick around until the walls start bleeding. then i'm OUTTA here!
claire: take my advice... keep an eye on it! sweeping sand off your walls is not all that fun.
vahid: so does that mean all this sand is actually litter? NASTY!

By: vahid

vahid — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 03:10:11 +0000

it should be pretty obvious that there’s an LOLcat living up there, the one from “i’m in ur ceiling…”

By: claire

claire — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:06:44 +0000

Oh, man. I vote ‘d,’ but maybe I’m projecting. See, there’s this curved line in the ceiling above my tub, not really a crack yet, but I periodically envision the ceiling crashing down on me. And yet… I’ve been ignoring it because I know what a hassle it could be to fix. Argh.
good luck with yours!

By: shari

shari — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:53:20 +0000

I think we’ve just discovered your true stage name: Capital J-Crack. Now, please move out immediately. Nothing more can be gained of your time there.