Comments on: The Buzz

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:31:35 +0000

Don’t forget to include chocolate-covered honeycomb a la Violet Crumble (http://violetcrumble.com/), my candy bar of choice during college, in your line of products. That stuff is like crack.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:55:33 +0000

My dad’s neighbor kept bees until someone reported him and he was forced to shut his hives down…totally not sure that’s the right way to describe it. In fact, I’m pretty sure it’s not – you get my point.

By: churlita

churlita — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:49:14 +0000

Dear Aunt Jenny,
I would love to see a photo of you in the sexy bee keeper’s outfit.
Love,
Churlita

By: vahid

vahid — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 06:44:50 +0000

Sign me up for your mailing list when you open up shop. Smoked bees are an under-appreciated delicacy.

By: You can call me, 'Sir'

You can call me, 'Sir' — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 17:06:13 +0000

Does ‘antique bee smoker’ translate to ‘olde timey bee bong’?
Smoking bees will only make you lethargic and kill brain cells. Also, statistics tell us that once you start smoking bees, the next logical step is your becoming a meth fiend. Just say no to bee smoking, Jenny.

By: David

David — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:53:57 +0000

Aunt Jenny, I don’t believe that all you want to do is start your career as a bees’ pimp of sorts. I believe that your real plan is become a Queen Bee and start a human honeycomb, which will take over the government and the U.N. and will expand its empire over the World, making mandatory being sweet and wearing yellow and black stripes.

By: claire

claire — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 20:08:10 +0000

I was thinking a found-object sculpture of a pig on a stand on its side. Sigh.
Honey is one of my key smoothie ingredients, so I’d give ya some business. Hey, maybe I could start an adjunct: Claire’s Sublime Smoothies made with Aunt Jenny’s Old Tyme All-Natural Honey. Bet the health food crowd around here would go for it.

By: Dave2

Dave2 — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 08:48:39 +0000

Bee smoker? Are you tending to these bees or turning them into bee jerkey?!? Poor bees.

By: Don

Don — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 21:39:17 +0000

I knew immediately the picture was of a pointy-headed dwarf robot sitting on the floor while he tries to pick the lock of a small tin safe fashioned with extreme perspective. But what is in the safe? Why, Aunt Jenny’s Old Tyme All-Natural Apian Nectar, no less, as good as liquid gold, and not just to pointy-headed dwarf robots.

By: asia

asia — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 21:23:19 +0000

I can’t bring myself to make any bee puns but they are buzzing around in my head. ouch. What goes into the smoker to make smoke anyway? Is that legal?