Comments on: CSI: Wisconsin

By: jenny

jenny — Sat, 23 May 2009 01:52:34 +0000

don: it’s totally a baby orc! so… i should probably tell my parents to move, huh?

claire: now that i know what a vole is, they’re actually pretty cute with skin and fur.

By: claire

claire — Thu, 21 May 2009 20:42:46 +0000

We have moles and voles in our yard, but now I’m kinda freaked out by that jawline. Yikes.

As for unusual/usual families, I felt right at home as soon as your dad identified himself on the phone. Whenever my dad leaves me a message, he says, “This is your father, Tom,” as if I wouldn’t know.

By: Don

Don — Thu, 14 May 2009 02:57:33 +0000

I think it was an orclet. They’re very small when they spawn, but the teeth are very sharp. I found similar bones on the ground beneath a hawk’s nest recently. I was told to watch out for the orcwife, who can be fiercely protective of their young, but so far n

By: Jenny

Jenny — Wed, 13 May 2009 03:41:08 +0000

vahid: i could use a few moltrons right now. my head is killing me! oh wait… that’s motrin. never mind.

By: vahid

vahid — Mon, 11 May 2009 19:41:26 +0000

I initially thought this was part of the skeleton of the fable alien conqueror Moltron, but with the ruler in that last shot I realize that terrible jaw may have belonged to someone a bit smaller.

By: jenny

jenny — Mon, 11 May 2009 19:29:31 +0000

sir: OMG – you’re so right – that looks just like the creepy jaw things from predator! i guess my parents should be a bit more cautious when they’re wandering out in the woods.

shari: how does everyone know what a vole is? i don’t think i’ve ever heard of one before brandon set me straight.

serap: other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play? seriously though – sorry for the nightmares. and the vomit is actually like a dry ball of fur, but you know, with a skeleton in it. the reason i wanted to take back the gift was really to keep it for myself. even now… i’m tempted to buy another one for myself!

By: serap

serap — Mon, 11 May 2009 18:43:11 +0000

None of this is right. I can only assume your parents actually picked the bones out of the vomit and then took the trouble of cleaning them? I am going to have all kinds of nightmares tonight… vomit, skulls, voles (whatever they are) and probably more vomit. Yuck. And the “kit” you bought your nephews… why did you want to take it back? Because it’s so disgusting it should be illegal, or because your nephews had owl/vomit/skull nightmares? I just actually shuddered! Bring back Sometimes Rabbit (only joking… please don’t).

By: shari

shari — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:49:41 +0000

Did I miss the part where you said not to answer the question about, “Shouldn’t that seem unusual?” Because I have the answer to that. I just don’t want to blurt it out and be THAT kid, y’know, the one who answers the questions the teacher was asking rhetorically, and all the other kids just roll their eyes and then later bully that kid when the teacher’s not looking… Oh dear. I’ve shared too much, haven’t I?

Vole. Definitely a vole. It was revealed to me in a pancake, and as we all know, such revelations are holy, or voley, or something. A vole, I say.

By: You can call me, 'Sir'

You can call me, 'Sir' — Mon, 11 May 2009 14:10:37 +0000

It was a very tiny predator, like from that Schwarzenegger flick where Ace ‘The Body’ Ventura spit tobacco and died. Or maybe just a large rat. They have teeth similar to the noble vole, but lack the unfortunate blindness.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Mon, 11 May 2009 12:18:27 +0000

brandon: you’re funny. a vole. yeah, like that’s a real thing.

dave2: and this is probably just a baby. my guess is that this gets to be about 40-50 lbs when fully grown. that’s my guess.