Comments on: Repairs

By: Anecdote

Anecdote — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 16:24:49 +0000

Just found your blog through snailbird and I love it! Your stalking story is bloody hilarious! I can’t say I’ve had the same experience but I often find myself having odd deja-vu moments which could be mistaken for stalking…

Anyway I will read through a few more of your little gems. So far I am being well entertained.

By: Ignominious Bob

Ignominious Bob — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:32:24 +0000

“So can I buy you a cookie?” isn’t the worst pickup line I ever heard…

As for BEing them, take a class in elevator repair at the local community college.

By: Pants

Pants — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 06:16:23 +0000

Please tell me you applied for the job.

By: jenny

jenny — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 04:04:58 +0000

sarah: you’re so right! thank god i didn’t upgrade to the new video iphone!

sassyviv: oh, you don’t even want to get me started on the keys these guys have! i swear, one of them must have had 200 keys on his belt. how can you keep track of 200 keys?

vahid: OMG – you’re such a genius! indie elevator repair punk – it’s a totally new sound!

shari: no kidding – here, all i can do is order them a giant cookie from mrs. fields.

tracy lynn: i can’t help it if i’m crazy.

churlita: that’s good to know – i may call on your super sleuthing skills in the future…

claire: yeah, i suppose all of us stalkers think we’re well-intentioned.

ignominious bob: why do you put even crazier thoughts into my head? can you imagine that photobooth scene? GENIUS! and i don’t think i want to date these guys. i think i want to BE them. [run away now, while you still can…]

By: Ignominious Bob

Ignominious Bob — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:50:27 +0000

A further thought? I started following your blog only lately, but my impression (and a quick use of the blog's search tool) is you're not in a relationship? I think I want to hang out with them. Then go try to hang out with them.

By: Ignominious Bob

Ignominious Bob — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:05:07 +0000

It’s only creepy if you lure them into a photobooth.

By: claire

claire — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 20:01:05 +0000

At least you’re a helpful stalker. Course isn’t that how it always starts.

@shari: the phrase comes from ladies’ man Errol Flynn. You know who Errol Flynn is, right? I don’t think Jenny had that kind of hanging out in mind…

By: churlita

churlita — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:13:01 +0000

OMG! you and I are so kindred. I fall into friend-love with people I don’t know all the time and I am the worst (read: best) internet stalker of all time.

By: Tracy Lynn

Tracy Lynn — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:45:25 +0000

Dude. >_<

By: shari

shari — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:24:55 +0000

Wouldn’t this just be so much easier in a bar than a food court? All you’d have to do is order a pitcher of beer for their table and you’d be in like Flynn! (What is that statement supposed to mean, anyway, “in like Flynn”?)