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So - I realize this isn't my usual type of entry, but I am in need of a release because I have become mildly obsessed with figuring out Tom Cruise's relationship with Katie Holmes. What the hell is going on? He has gone insane, and he's taking a 25 year old girl with him. Was he always this crazy, and we just didn't know it? What's wrong with her? She's dating a lunatic, and he already has her going to Scientology centers. Won't someone intervene? Why is Oprah condoning this lunacy? Has the whole world gone mad? Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz must be breathing great sighs of relief right now. I want Brooke Shields to punch him in his face.
Run, Katie! Run!
Posted by runjenrun at June 7, 2005 07:36 AM
From the Borowitz report today (www.borowitzreport.com):
"Elsewhere, one day after she presented Tom Cruise with the Lifetime Achievement Award at the MTV Movie Awards, Katie Holmes admitted that she was not alive for most of his lifetime."
Posted by: momisold at June 7, 2005 08:18 AM
So she's bad at math, too? Let's see... she's 25, he's what, 42? That would mean she's been alive for roughly 60% of his lifetime.
Yep, you're right, Katie.
Posted by: Robert at June 7, 2005 12:41 PM
im surprised katie holmes hasnt punched a reporter in the face - afterall how many times could YOU take some random stranger asking if your relationship was a farce or not.
good for tom - although i think he could have chosen a hotter 26 year old. ha!
cheers
hooizz
Posted by: hooizz at June 7, 2005 02:19 PM
And to think, I used to have a celegbrity crush on Katie Holmes...
Posted by: Steve at June 7, 2005 02:44 PM
I don't know what the word celegbrity means. I'm sorry I typed it. I MEANT celery.
Posted by: Steve at June 7, 2005 04:06 PM
Phew - I'm glad you clarified that. At first I thought you meant celibacy crush, and that would have been just plain weird.
Posted by: Jenny at June 7, 2005 06:55 PM
Forget Katie..I'm more interested in Tom's feud with Brooke Shields. She had such a witty comeback, with her comment about how she wouldn't take seriously anything he says because he worships space aliens..ROFL.
Posted by: teahouseblossom at June 7, 2005 08:23 PM
Gosh, who *wouldn't* be in love with a 42 year old guy who jumps up and down on a couch on national tv - supposedly as an expression of his love? (Nicole, you got escaped just in time!!!)
Posted by: Fiorello LaGuardia at June 8, 2005 11:57 AM
