i just opened my wallet, but sadly no prosthetic cat limbs were to be found. could either of your deformed animals use, say, a mapquest print out of directions to The Sports Authority?

oh, i guess probably not. awkward.

If I donate do I get monthly updates including pictures and written letters from my orph...cat?

That's not a cat. It's a potato with some freaky growth.

What the hell happened to those innocent furry babies since I left you?!

brandon: Oh, what a nice offer! Maybe I'll bring my cats to Sports Authority so I can buy them some new rollerblades... oh wait. THAT'S RIGHT! THEY DON'T HAVE LEGS. REALLY NICE, BRANDON!

Dustin: Yes, you'll receive a personalized letter, as dictated to me, about how they're doing in school, new friends, hobbies, etc. Give until it hurts.

Karen: I know - I think I left them under the kitchen sink a little too long.

Jess: They kept asking, "When's Jessica coming back? Why does she hate us so much? Is it because I hissed in her face five times in a row?" and then they started gnawing off their own limbs. I hope you can sleep at night.

Even though you don't see them, those little feets are paddling like the Dickens under the surface. Therefore you should watch this:

http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=/content/afv/flash_video/AFHV_TalkingCats

i hate to say it but. . .it appears that dionne needs more than sally's help. possibly a priest to perform an exorcism. look at those red eyes. i think she might be posessed.

:) sizz

p.s. i am sure dionne is a lovely kitty. :)

Yikes! When those pictures popped up first thought it was one of those 'Do you see two faces or a vase?' thing.

Then I thought it was a closeup of a procedure from Dr. 90210.

Where is the Sally Struthers cat?

Well, now I know what to get them for Christmas:

http://handicappedpets.com/gallery/gideon9/index.htm

bobby: I tried to open it, but heard some cat screeching "hello" and had to close the window before my co-workers thought i was insane. i'll check it out tonight - thanks!

sizz: no, you were right the first time. she's possessed!

peggasus: hmm. sometimes i see an old lady, and sometimes i see a young woman in a hat. what does that mean?

mrs mogul: she's in an air-conditioned trailer eating a catered meal.

jess: would you please get mr. lionel richie three regular legs and one peg leg? I've always wanted a pirate cat.

Jenny,

Only if he dons the whole attire:
http://www.costumesinc.com/Costumes/images/medium/PirateKitty.jpg

That's the problem. You get a pet. You love the pet. Next thing you know, your pet is without arms and legs. Prosthetic cat arms and legs (or peg legs) aren't cheap. Before you know it, you have to have a telethon. You need to throw a benefit gala. You need a celebrity spokesperson.

This is exactly why I don't have cats. Too much heartache. It's a slippery slope and you, my friend, have fallen.

jess: as I mentioned to you earlier, I would most certainly need a prosthetic limb after trying to put that pirate hat on my cats. It would not be pretty.

Scarlett: You've hit the nail on the head. They never tell you about the benefit galas when you ooh and ahh over kittens at the Humane Society. And good luck finding a Hollywood celebrity willing to don a gown for a legless cat. Apparently it's just not a glamorous enough cause. Bastards.

Your cats may have no arms or legs. They may have no prosthetic arms or legs. But you, Jenny, have a heart.

I would be more concerned with their fire red demonic eyes. What evil plan are these legless wonders plotting?

Um, my kid's baseball team needs something to use for second base. I don't suppose your cats would like to volunteer? I mean, even legless cats can do something meaningful for the community at large if they have the volunteer spirit.

From the look of them, good luck trying to put the prosthetics on, even. They have the look of Kitties Who Consort With Beelzebub, bless their little black hearts. Adorable. I totally pledge.

I had a witty comment all prepared... and then I saw the newest hedgehog on Cute Overload and lost all language skills. Beh. Sner. Gah.

Scarlett: Awww, shucks. :)

4of5: World domination, plain and simple.

Shari: And weren't you the one who called PETA on me for letting my cats devour that little chick? Sheesh.

Tracy Lynn: Thank you for your pledge. You will receive your personalized letter, pentagram mousepad, and false idols collector's set in 6-8 weeks.

Sween: AAAAGHHHHHH! You know how I love the hogs!! I can't stand it - he's on a computer! :)

Hey, Peeple starts with Peeps, okay? And anyway, it was PETP that I alerted. Haven't they contacted you yet?

No thanks, Sally Struthers will most likely eat the arms!