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"Wow! What a stud!"
"No kidding! I picked the right elevator to get trapped in."
This afternoon, with brute force and unparalleled strength, I pried open the doors of an elevator, while the other five passengers stood around sighing heavily and pressing the "Door Open" button forty-five times in a row.
A river of testosterone is coursing through my veins.
A fifty year old woman called me a stud.
I'm gonna go smash some shit now.
Posted by runjenrun at May 23, 2006 09:02 PM
smashing shit. count me in.
Posted by: kat at May 23, 2006 09:37 PM
SWEEET! I'm in, too!
Oh wait... we're not actually going to smash shit, are we? Because I'm all about using your extraordinary powers for good, not evil. Y'know, like prying elevator passengers from the maw of death. It's a bird, it's a plane.... it's SuperJen! You're such a stud.
Posted by: shari at May 23, 2006 11:01 PM
C'mon, Shari - Kat's totally in! The three of us? Why, we could smash some serious shit. I'm thinking about taking a sledghammer to some tv's, and my neighbors have a faux leather sleeper sofa out by the garbage that we could totally set on fire.
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
Posted by: jenny at May 23, 2006 11:17 PM
You didn't deliver a baby while you were at it? That would have been the strong/sensitive/Doogie-esque thing to do. And don't tell me that you were on a stuck elevator where no one was in labor. I just wouldn't buy it.
Posted by: Cheryl at May 24, 2006 01:07 AM
Hulk! Smash! Rock!
Jen! Smash! Hulk!
Posted by: jackt at May 24, 2006 03:09 AM
Cheryl: Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but I actually gave birth while prying open the doors. I just didn't want you guys to think I was trying to jump on the "mommy blogger" bandwagon.
jackt: EXACTLY! I was totally embarrassed, though, when I got off the elevator w/ no shirt and shredded pants.
Posted by: jenny at May 24, 2006 07:17 AM
Well, Jenny, I am so impressed! Next time I'm in Chicago, can I feel your muscles?
Posted by: Jessica at May 24, 2006 08:04 AM
That is my worst nightmare..getting trapped in an elevator. I get claustrophobic just thinking about it!
Posted by: teahouseblossom at May 24, 2006 08:15 AM
Dear Jenny,
You're my hero.
Love,
Vivian
Posted by: Anonymous at May 24, 2006 08:43 AM
Dude, you are like the She-Ra of Chicago. Break some heads!
Posted by: Tracy Lynn at May 24, 2006 08:54 AM
I'm in.
From one testosterone-laden girl to another. ;-)
Posted by: Sarah at May 24, 2006 08:55 AM
Reading this has emasculated me. I hope you can live with that, Jenny.
Posted by: sween at May 24, 2006 09:47 AM
Must be all the rotisserie chickens in the juice bar.
Posted by: Kevin at May 24, 2006 10:22 AM
You. . . what?!?!
Posted by: jill at May 24, 2006 10:39 AM
Your mother would be sooooo proud!
But....not surprised!
Posted by: Fiorello La Guardia at May 24, 2006 10:44 AM
wow. go you! you show that elevator whos boss!
Posted by: steph at May 24, 2006 12:00 PM
jess: Well, if I don't haul my butt to the gym soon, there won't be anything left to feel!
THB: Me too! Luckily, one woman had a sandwich and drink, so I could've wrestled it from her arms if we were stuck long.
Viv: Oh, go on. No really... go on. ;)
Tracy Lynn: That's me - crackin' skulls and takin' names.
Sarah: Awesome! You're totally in my gang!
Sween: Let me revise my earlier comment: That's me - crackin' skulls and emasculatin' men!
Kevin: No - they discontinued the chicken due to health concerns!
jill: Sorry - it's time you knew. I killed a man once just to see him die.
Fio: You're probably right, because she was real proud of me when I went into a burning building to save them orphans. No wait... that was Ponyboy.
Steph: Damn straight. Elevator thinks it can tell me what to do. You just move up and down, stupid elevator! You can't even go sideways! LAME!
Posted by: jenny at May 24, 2006 01:09 PM
Jenny, you're...like...a superhero. I bow to you.
Posted by: sandra at May 24, 2006 01:30 PM
Go Jenny, Go Jenny, Go go go Jenny!!!
Posted by: Christie at May 24, 2006 02:01 PM
sandra: KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! (okay, I think I just blew any ounce of street cred I had earned by quoting Superman II. dammit! now I have to start all over again...)
christie: are you trying to get into my breakdance crew with those mad rappin' skillz of yours?
Posted by: jenny at May 24, 2006 05:03 PM
you get trapped more than any person i know. do i need to bring up the basement incident from a couple months ago? where were your big guns then?
Posted by: kb at May 25, 2006 12:08 AM
The whole blogsphre can't possibly be all funny? Seems like its the case today. Am laughing wherever I blog! This is good. Made it up, didn't you? lol!
Fitèna
PS: can't wait for tomorrow!
Posted by: Fitena at May 25, 2006 01:45 AM
kb: I prefer to think that I escape more than anyone you know. And in the basement, I was reserving my big guns in case my big lungs didn't save me. Fortunately, they did.
Fitena: Thanks for stopping by - and no, this entry would fall into the non-fiction category, filed under "adventure." See you at the carnival!
Posted by: jenny at May 25, 2006 07:20 AM
nice work. you have every reason to feel empowered. sometimes we need to just take matters into our own hands!! ROAR!
Posted by: amanda at May 25, 2006 11:58 AM
Are you on "The Juice" Jen?
Posted by: egan at May 25, 2006 12:47 PM
wooooo!
Posted by: ms. sizzle at May 25, 2006 12:53 PM
Don't break a nail!
Oh. Wait. That's kinda' not in the same vein...is it?
Posted by: allison at May 25, 2006 02:00 PM
amanda: Grrr!
egan: well, that would explain my bad skin and uncontrollable rage.
sizz: booo-yah!
allison: no, you're right. even a hulking brute like me should be concerned with appearances.
Posted by: jenny at May 25, 2006 04:13 PM
Ata boy...*punches ya in the arm*
Posted by: elle at May 25, 2006 08:05 PM
