Sure looks like B. to me. What kind of neighborhood do you LIVE in, young lady?!?

Definitely a home pregnancy test. But I haven't been anywhere near it, so if it's pregnant, it's not me. I'm just sayin.

Reminds me of a time a friend of mine was wrecked thinking she was pregnant only to discover 2 days later that her boyfriend had mistakenly bought a home ovulation testing kit. She wasn't pregnant and they were mighty relieved, but that's another possiblity (or 2) for your mystery stick.

Damn it! Is that where I dropped it?!

Why not ask the internets "who my baby daddy?"

Dear Jenny,

This is your most disturbing post.

Love,
Vivian

It's a silver crayon from a 164-pack crayola set that has been squeezed by an anxious gorilla who didn't have the patience to fill in the whole spaceship without leaving bare spots so he threw it away and the whole friggin experiment they were running at Lincoln Park is RUINED, I tell you. And it's all your fault.

Nice going.

ash: uhh... didn't you post an entry about finding sex toys outside your apartment? glass houses... ;)

shari: i'm sure mr. eclectic will be pleased to know that.

claire: okay that? is hysterical!

jessica: you shouldn't be carrying these around in your back pockets, jess.

vivian: most disturbing post yet. always room for improvement, you know.

RW: how was i supposed to know? they should just stick to teaching gorillas sign language.

yeah, thats totally a home pregnancy kit. but since im terribly allergic to hetero-sex, i have no idea how to read one.

I think it's some sort of Pez dispenser from the future.

Being a lesbian, I've never seen a pregnancy test up close, but I've seen them on TV commercials. I think it's a pregnancy test thingy.

steph: that's mostly just a seasonal allergy for me. i've found that benadryl helps. ;)

roy: i now fear the future like never before...

rhea: i get most of my medical knowledge from TV commercials - ask me anything about Lipitor. Really - anything!

That's kind of nasty looking, but I'm proud of you for your stealth photography! I'm going to guess letters A or B or H (nasal laser hair removal tool).

I believe that is one of those new stop smoking aids. Clearly the litter-bug decided he liked the real thing better.

I know, I couldn't stop laughing when they told me that. Their reaction was to head straight for the liquor. ;)

sbukophile: interesting... laser nasal hair remover, you say? sounds painful.

strode: that's another really good guess. so good that i searched google image for "nicotine inhalers" just to be sure. jury's still out...

claire: good call!

I kind of looks like a home pregnancy kit that someone used as an anal thermometer.

It kind of ...

Oh boy.

peefer: oh, peefer, honey. you don't looks like that at all. somebody need a hug? [btw, that might be the most awesomest typo anyone ever made in a comment. what'll you give me to fix it?]

Reminds me of a joke.

q: what's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

a: taste.