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July 01, 2007

Rabbits are not Evil

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Sometimes Rabbit can't stand to look at Evil.

blind




Sometimes Rabbit just won't listen to Evil.

deaf




Sometimes Rabbit and Evil are not on speaking terms.

mute

Posted by runjenrun at July 1, 2007 04:33 PM

Comments

over the weekend i saw a rabbit in the most unlikely of places and i thought, 'MY GOD, JENNY IS ALWAYS WITH ME.'

i cannot tell you how comforting it is to know that you are always watching, Beastmaster.

(your rabbits can't see through window or shower curtains, right?)

Posted by: brandon at July 1, 2007 05:57 PM

duh brandon, of course they can see through windows, unless you are showering and all your windows get steamed up, then you might be safe. or maybe if your were boiling water on the stove. fer pasta. or stew. maybe.

i saw a rabbit too. it was hopping through the sunflower patch.

Posted by: asia at July 1, 2007 06:34 PM

Posted by: Anonymous at July 1, 2007 06:55 PM

Those photos are REALLY creepy with the black and white, and the wall shadows... Hitchcock was so far off-mark when he did the film about the birds; he SOOOO should have used rabbits.

Posted by: shari at July 1, 2007 06:57 PM

brandon: through the eyes of my rabbit minions, i see all. you looked very cute in that shower cap, btw.

asia: no, we can see through steam, too. there is no escape... not even sunflowers.

anonymous: you can't fool me asia - i know it's you. but did you read the next quote from that site? "I first saw a tiny baby rabbit inside my bedroom slipper which I had my foot in. I was told that the baby rabbit is the consciousness of man. I was then told that the rabbit equaled the number 54. Finally, I saw and felt the baby rabbit jump from my bedroom slipper into my crotch."

let this be a lesson to us all: people who seek symbolism in rabbit dreams are craaaaaazy!

shari: OOOH! you just gave me an idea for another rabbit portrait. i'll work on that this week!

Posted by: jenny at July 1, 2007 10:03 PM

I see a gallery exhibition in your future.

Posted by: Miss Britt at July 1, 2007 10:35 PM

I couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd stroll through the Google Reader - see what the blogs had to say in the middle of the night. Bad idea. I may never sleep again.

Posted by: heather anne at July 2, 2007 01:01 AM

Woah! That was totally me... how did you know?

I wanted to leave the best rabbit vision for you to find for yourself.

Posted by: asia at July 2, 2007 01:37 AM

Well there's my nightmare for tonight... and here I didn't think it possible that rabbit could get any scarier! I blame Donnie Darko.

Posted by: Dave2 at July 2, 2007 03:05 AM

Seriously, those are some very creepy photos! I'm sure Shari wasn't trying to give you ideas for more scary nightmare-inducing rabbit photos. Please... can't we just have more kittens?

Posted by: serap at July 2, 2007 04:38 AM

I didn't see what people were talking about when they said rabbit was scary. Now I do. Those pictures are frightening. All you need now is a large kitchen knife.

Posted by: Strode at July 2, 2007 06:40 AM

miss britt: america isn't quite ready for my artistic vision. i'm thinking of taking my show to japan, though.

heather anne: i've now added a warning. ;)

asia: ha - rabbit knows all! and that link was kinda scary. do you think i should post something there? like maybe i have recurring dreams that i'm wearing a giant rabbit head...

dave2: oh, rabbit can always get scarier. i was going more for film noir this time.

serap: done!

strode: oh, no! not you, too now! i've alienated everyone... you'll see! i'll show everyone that giant rabbit heads can be fun, too!

Posted by: jenny at July 2, 2007 07:36 AM

Dude, I thought of you yesterday when I said Rabbit Rabbit. Then I smirked.

Posted by: Tracy Lynn at July 2, 2007 12:28 PM

The eyes!! THE EYES!!

The blackness and emptiness in the EYES!!!

I may never sleep again!

Posted by: adena at July 2, 2007 06:52 PM

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