You need to take those glasses off because I'm convinced that their enormity enables you TO SEE INTO MY COLD BLACK SOUL.

Ahhhh, nothing says *Summer* like frozen Margaritas! yummm.

Sounds like it was a great weekend for you.

~ZZ

sir: i can't take them off - i'm drunk on their power!

ZZ: you know, i never was big on the frozen margaritas, but yow, were these good! i guess jimmy buffet really knows what he's doing. :)

And here I thought my weekend masturbating to my collection of weasel porn was a perfect one.

You sound surprised that Jimmy Buffet knows anything about alcohol!

Sure they look fabulous... but do they actually do a good job of being sunglasses?

Now that looks like a stellar weekend.

P.S. - You look HOT in those sunglasses.

Those sunglasses kick major ass.

From what I hear, they didn't worry too much about going to the bathroom to snort coke at Studio 54. They just did it right out there in front of god and everybody...But what do I know. I was still wearing disco jeans with a gigantic comb sticking out of my pocket and hanging out at the roller rink with all the other kids in my jr high back then.

avitable: weasel porn? there's got to be a flickr group for that... but no way am i checking! karl: i guess i was more surprised to learn that he knew anything about appliances.

dave2: oh, i'm sure these were made long before anyone knew or cared about UVA/UVB rays. i think these are more the indoor-type sunglasses.

finn: thanks! and i'm telling you, sister - EVERYONE looks hot in these glasses. i need to scour the thrift stores for more!

elise: one more reason to miss the 70's. :)

churlita: did you have a giant comb with your name on it? not to brag, but i did. it was a giant red comb with "jenny" in pink letters on it. as if i could ever get a comb through my hair...

They were selling these things like candy on QVC this weekend.

What? I leave it on when I am out of the house because the dogs like the noise.

Ooooh, I had sunglasses like that, AND a giant plastic PICK. It was "glitter gray". I miss it. But not the perm which provided the excuse for it.

Don't forget the paparazzi, another important ingredient of a glamor-filled weekend. Some kick-ass photog was hiding in the bushes snapping those shots.

heather anne: seriously? i think i need a jimmy buffet margaritaville drink maker. it shaves the ice! SHAVED!

shari: whoa! hold up, girlfriend. you had a perm? why am i just learning this now? sweet.

anonymous: no kidding. the paparazzi were everywhere at that party! you'd think her parents would've done a better job with security. guess all the money went into the jimmy buffet margaritaville drink maker.

FIERCE! And, honestly, I never say that word.

insanely great photos with the glasses, so sorry i missed the party.