Last One, I Promise

Okay, the interview posts will stop, I promise. Three posts in a row about anything just really gets dull. So, since I used up all my words during my 8-hour inquisition with the Dirty Dozen, I’ll give you the bulleted highlights.

  • BREAKFAST: Toast with peanut butter
  • SUIT: Navy
  • SHOES: Polished
  • LIPSTICK: Maybelline Long-Lasting Pure Color – Autumn
  • HAIR: Frizzy (100% humidity)
  • TRANSPORTATION: Car
  • BEVERAGE: Water, 3 glasses
  • SMILE: Plastered
  • INTERVIEWERS WHO LIKED ME: Four
  • INTERVIEWERS WHO DIDN’T LIKE ME: Three
  • INTERVIEWERS WHO SEEMED AMBIVALENT: Five
  • LUNCH: Turkey on whole wheat with sprouts, no mayo
  • CHARM FACTOR: Level 8.5
  • BATHROOM BREAK URGENCY: Dire
  • HEADACHE: Splitting
  • DINNER: Drive-through Chicken McNuggets
  • SUCCESS POTENTIAL: 72%

One way or another, I will have an answer in the next two weeks. At that time, I will break my promise that this will be the last post about interviewing, but by then you will have forgotten that I ever made that promise to begin with. That’s what I like about you.

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