Reasons you should not let your friends determine your New Year’s Resolutions

…particularly after drinking cheap Greek wine, which shall, from this day forward, be known as headache wine:

Jenny’s New Year’s Resolutions
1. Drink Thai bubble tea and like it
2. No more fires
3. Make Natasha happy
4. More bowling
5. Get tattoo (possibly henna)
6. Less human interaction
7. More technology
8. Less eyeballin’
9. Break up with Dr. Greene (again)

Happy New Year everyone!

Friends don’t let friends drive. Ever.

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