Don’t Talk to Strangers

The funniest thing a complete stranger has said to me in a long time:
Friend: Hey Jenny, this is Stranger. He’s my evil co-worker.
Jenny: Hi Stranger. So, you’re evil?
Stranger: Yeah. I’m so evil that they killed me off two seasons ago.
Jenny: Wow. That is evil.
Stranger: But don’t worry. They’ll bring me back for mid-season sweeps.
Jenny: Will you be seeking revenge?
Stranger: Definitely.

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