Mars Needs Women!

Do not be alarmed! We interrupt this beat-tastic groove to draw your attention to the first official Comment Orgy of 2006.
And I can think of no better person to carry the torch than my good friend Peefer. Peefer and I met on a German ocean liner back in 1957, where he was working as a cabin steward and I was hired on as a waitress. Peefer began performing magic for some of the passengers, eventually being allowed to host his own show, with me as his assistant. Unbeknownst to the crew, I had smuggled a cheetah named Chico aboard the vessel. My love for Peefer and Chico grew with time, although it was forbidden and misunderstood. We eventually moved to Las Vegas… wait a minute. No, no. Something’s wrong. Oh my god, is my face red! That’s not how Peefer and I met – that’s how Siegfried and Roy met. Ooops!
Peefer and I met at a comment orgy where he locked himself into a virtual bathroom, and the rest is history. The boy knows how to party, people, so get on over there and show him some comment love.
Resume body rockin’.

3 Responses to “Mars Needs Women!”

  1. peefer Says:

    For the record, I was always jealous when you and Chico spent time together.

  2. shari Says:

    On my way… god help me!

  3. Amy Says:

    hahahahahahaha #snort#
    for the love of all things pants.
    Thank you!
    I. Needed. That.