Expressions I’m going to start using at completely inappropriate times

“There’s our tax dollars hard at work.”
“Must be nice…”
“Like they say, you can catch more flies with honey.”
“TGIF!”
“Not if I see you first!”
It’s a working list, so I’m open to suggestions.

20 Responses to “Expressions I’m going to start using at completely inappropriate times”

  1. Charlie Says:

    Every cloud has a silver lining!

  2. Sarah Says:

    I’ve always been fond of my mom’s favorite: “Shape up or ship out!”

  3. That Guy Says:

    Ya got your head so caught up in the sugar business, you forgot the taste of real honey.

  4. Arwen Says:

    I always like to ‘Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays’ but use it on any other day than Monday.

  5. Tracy Lynn Says:

    Well, you know what they say…sometimes you drink the milk, and sometimes the milk drinks you.
    It’s my personal fave.

  6. egan Says:

    “That’s what s/he said” is always a good one too.

  7. Number4of5 Says:

    I think “Congratulations on your pregnancy!!” works really well at odd times.

  8. jenny Says:

    These are all excellent! I’m imagining the inappropriate situations in which to use them:
    1. “Sick – someone just vomited in the ladies room!”
    “Every cloud has a silver lining!”
    2. “Will that be paper or plastic?”
    “Shape up or ship out!”
    3. “What the heck did I do with my keys?”
    “Ya got your head so caught up in the sugar business, you forgot the taste of real honey.
    4. “TGIF!”
    “Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!”
    5. Tracy Lynn – yours pretty much needs no intro – it stands all by itself!
    6. “My cat ran away last night.”
    “That’s what she said”
    7. “Sick – someone just vomited in the ladies room!”
    “Congratulations on your pregnancy!”

  9. Girl con Queso Says:

    I think it’s time for “Kiss my grits!” to come back into our vernacular. That and a nice “Where’s the Beef?!” is fun to throw around every week or so.

  10. shari Says:

    “It’s better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.”
    Look, my grandma was a very practical girl from Nebraska. I can’t help that. ;)

  11. sween Says:

    “Kneel before Zod!”

  12. margaret Says:

    Even a blind hog roots up an acorn sometimes… or my dad really makes it his own, just saying “even a blind hog”

  13. kapgar Says:

    I have no suggestions for inappropriate phrases, but I would like to request that you post instances in which you use some of these. Please?

  14. MICHAEL MANNING Says:

    Nice Idea! And a great site BTW!! I have linked you!!!
    Cheers!

  15. claire Says:

    “Back at ya” where “at ya” is pronounced “atchya” or “Right back at ya” if the cadence sounds better. Always good with a wink and finger gun salute.

  16. trisha Says:

    I like the “six of one…” bit.

  17. teahouseblossom Says:

    Next time you go out on a first date with a guy, you should grab his crotch as soon as you meet him and yell, “The early bird gets the worm!!”

  18. Dustin Says:

    It may be juevenile, but I find that replying “Your Mom!” to various statements is often highly inappropriate and completely hilarious.

  19. jenny Says:

    Girl con Queso: OMG – I love Flo! My friends were contemplating dressing up as the cast of Alice for Halloween. I, of course, wanted to be Flo simply so I could say, “Kiss my grits!”
    Shari: Wow – that really is chock full of midwestern modesty, isn’t it?
    Sween: Niiiiice!
    Margaret: I may steal that one!
    kapgar: Ha – I’ll do my best!
    Michael: Well, thanks for the visit and link!
    Claire: Any time I can use the gun fingers, I’m happy.
    Trisha: That definitely can be used at inappropriate times. :)
    THB: You first… :)
    Dustin: I’m not afraid of juvenile, although I thought you might have suggested something more along the lines of, “He who controls the spice, controls the universe!”

  20. Jennifer Says:

    I’ve always been fond of bellowing the occasional, random “Here I come to save the day!”