Run Katie Run

So – I realize this isn’t my usual type of entry, but I am in need of a release because I have become mildly obsessed with figuring out Tom Cruise’s relationship with Katie Holmes. What the hell is going on? He has gone insane, and he’s taking a 25 year old girl with him. Was he always this crazy, and we just didn’t know it? What’s wrong with her? She’s dating a lunatic, and he already has her going to Scientology centers. Won’t someone intervene? Why is Oprah condoning this lunacy? Has the whole world gone mad? Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz must be breathing great sighs of relief right now. I want Brooke Shields to punch him in his face.
Run, Katie! Run!

8 Responses to “Run Katie Run”

  1. momisold Says:

    From the Borowitz report today (
    “Elsewhere, one day after she presented Tom Cruise with the Lifetime Achievement Award at the MTV Movie Awards, Katie Holmes admitted that she was not alive for most of his lifetime.”

  2. Robert Says:

    So she’s bad at math, too? Let’s see… she’s 25, he’s what, 42? That would mean she’s been alive for roughly 60% of his lifetime.
    Yep, you’re right, Katie.

  3. hooizz Says:

    im surprised katie holmes hasnt punched a reporter in the face – afterall how many times could YOU take some random stranger asking if your relationship was a farce or not.
    good for tom – although i think he could have chosen a hotter 26 year old. ha!

  4. Steve Says:

    And to think, I used to have a celegbrity crush on Katie Holmes…

  5. Steve Says:

    I don’t know what the word celegbrity means. I’m sorry I typed it. I MEANT celery.

  6. Jenny Says:

    Phew – I’m glad you clarified that. At first I thought you meant celibacy crush, and that would have been just plain weird.

  7. teahouseblossom Says:

    Forget Katie..I’m more interested in Tom’s feud with Brooke Shields. She had such a witty comeback, with her comment about how she wouldn’t take seriously anything he says because he worships space aliens..ROFL.

  8. Fiorello LaGuardia Says:

    Gosh, who *wouldn’t* be in love with a 42 year old guy who jumps up and down on a couch on national tv – supposedly as an expression of his love? (Nicole, you got escaped just in time!!!)